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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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When Chuck was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" Chuck received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris stole the cookie from the cookie jar...and if you value your life, you'll let him eat in peace.
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