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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
While other children were playing in sand, Chuck was playing in concrete.
Why hasn't a video game been made about Chuck Norris? Simple: nobody controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can finish an entire bottle of milk in 5 seconds. Using a fork.
Chuck Norris makes fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris once single handedly killed 97 Afghan terrorists using his M-16 assault rifle. Then he flipped off the safety switch and shot 500 more of them.
There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.