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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris did the impossible, then proceeded to make it breakfast the next morning.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
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