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When you put Chuck Norris in your GPS, he's always right behind you.
Rated 3.7/5 (243 Votes)
Chuck Norris once went to America's Toughest Prison for a vacation. After thirty seconds of voilence, an angry mob of 1000 convicts demanded to be put on Death Row.
Rated 3.65/5 (191 Votes)
Chuck Norris is the reason NWA ran Straight Outta Compton.
Rated 3.53/5 (163 Votes)
As a kid, Chuck Norris made his dad go to his room.
Rated 4.11/5 (205 Votes)
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Rated 4.27/5 (3564 Votes)
When Chuck Norris crosses the steet the cars have to look both ways.
Rated 4.08/5 (209 Votes)
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open and lick his elbow. At the same time.
Rated 3.67/5 (298 Votes)
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Rated 4.17/5 (1977 Votes)
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Rated 4.16/5 (1656 Votes)
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Rated 4.23/5 (345 Votes)

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