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They say you never hear the Chuck-induced roundhouse kick that breaks your face.
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If you beat Chuck Norris in a fight; HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAOHOHOHHOAHAHAHOHOHAHAHAOHH...
ahhh... Gets me every time.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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