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Chuck Norris always gets a 21 while playing blackjack no matter how many times he "hits".
Chuck Norris figured out the ending to The Sixth Sense while the opening credits were still on the screen.
Jack Nicholson tells Chuck Norris that he "CAN handle the truth".
A Zombie once bit Chuck Norris. He was immediatly healed back to life.. Then Chuck Norris killed him.
Chuck Norris once hosted American's Most Wanted. Every wanted man on the planet turned himself in before the first commercial break.
Chuck Norris once skipped a rock across the Potomac River, which landed in Washington, as the Lincoln Monument.
Chuck Norris can hold his breath longer than air.
Chuck Norris told The Fox what to say.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake is when he thought he made a mistake.
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