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Chuck Norris can skip the copyright notices on his DVDs.
Rated 3.1/5 (149 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't drive cars, he flies trains.
Rated 3.34/5 (119 Votes)
When life gives Chuck Norris lemons, Chuck Norris makes apple sauce.
Rated 3.41/5 (107 Votes)
Dana White has never offered Chuck Norris a UFC contract out of concern for the well being of his fighters.
Rated 3.13/5 (78 Votes)
Chuck Norris' hands are protected under the 2nd Amendment.
Rated 3.2/5 (90 Votes)
When Chuck Norris snaps his fingers, Fonzie shows up.
Rated 3.69/5 (103 Votes)
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Rated 3.94/5 (96 Votes)
Chuck Norris can knit the softest sweater using electrical pylons.
Rated 3.27/5 (88 Votes)
Chuck Norris's GPS never tells him to turn around.
Rated 3.76/5 (101 Votes)
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, it doesn't come back.
Rated 3.82/5 (103 Votes)

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