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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.