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Chuck Norris doesnt need twitter, he is already following you.

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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he stops he waits for his shadow.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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Scholars believe that the only thing capable of making Chuck Norris cry is a picture of himself crying. Such a picture does not exist.

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Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is just plain logic.

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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.

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Chucky has a Chuck Norris doll.

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Chuck Norris can draw a square with only 3 lines.

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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.

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Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.

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Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts