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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
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There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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