Welcome to the Best Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts Website
Top 100
Chuck Norris
Jokes (facts)
Random
Chuck Norris
Joke (fact)
Full List of
Chuck Norris Jokes (facts)
Newest
Chuck Norris Jokes (facts)
Submit
Your Own
Chuck Norris Joke (fact)
Get Chuck Norris Facts (jokes) by Email
Here are the top 5 Chuck Norris Jokes (Facts) right now.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rated 4.32/5 (1181 Votes)
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Rated 4.31/5 (976 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Rated 4.31/5 (655 Votes)
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Rated 4.3/5 (522 Votes)
When Chuck was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" Chuck received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Rated 4.29/5 (989 Votes)
