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Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Rated 4.29/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is
brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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When Chuck was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" Chuck received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Rated 4.24/5 (864 Votes)
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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