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Chuck Norris always gets a 21 while playing blackjack no matter how many times he "hits".
Rated 1.86/5 (7 Votes)
Chuck Norris figured out the ending to The Sixth Sense while the opening credits were still on the screen.
Rated 1.8/5 (5 Votes)
Jack Nicholson tells Chuck Norris that he "CAN handle the truth".
Rated 2.33/5 (3 Votes)
A Zombie once bit Chuck Norris. He was immediatly healed back to life.. Then Chuck Norris killed him.
Rated 2.33/5 (3 Votes)
Chuck Norris once hosted American's Most Wanted. Every wanted man on the planet turned himself in before the first commercial break.
Rated 3.67/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris once skipped a rock across the Potomac River, which landed in Washington, as the Lincoln Monument.
Rated 2.5/5 (4 Votes)
Chuck Norris can hold his breath longer than air.
Rated 2.67/5 (3 Votes)
Chuck Norris told The Fox what to say.
Rated 2.67/5 (3 Votes)
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake is when he thought he made a mistake.
Rated 2.33/5 (6 Votes)
All Chuck Norris jokes are rated five stars. because the contain the words Chuck Norris.
Rated 2.88/5 (8 Votes)