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Chuck Norris once robbed a gun store with a knife.
Rated 4.38/5 (128 Votes)
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Rated 4.45/5 (267 Votes)
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
Rated 4.4/5 (158 Votes)
Chuck Norris makes fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.
Rated 4.44/5 (182 Votes)
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
Rated 4.24/5 (51 Votes)
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Rated 4.37/5 (133 Votes)
While other children were playing in sand, Chuck was playing in concrete.
Rated 4.35/5 (167 Votes)
Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
Rated 4.36/5 (221 Votes)
Chuck Norris once robbed himself and doubled his profit.
Rated 4.32/5 (161 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Rated 4.34/5 (902 Votes)

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