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God created butt cracks on people so that Chuck Norris has a place to plant his foot.
Rated 3.21/5 (106 Votes)
Cats have Chuck-like reflexes.
Rated 3.74/5 (78 Votes)
Chuck Norris can suck in a black hole.
Rated 3.82/5 (67 Votes)
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Rated 3.96/5 (85 Votes)
If Chuck Norris saves you're life,its only because he wants to kill you later.
Rated 3.46/5 (69 Votes)
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Rated 4.28/5 (4043 Votes)
A friend admired Chuck's wife's diamond earrings. Chuck said,"Thanks, I squeezed them mysef.".
Rated 4.03/5 (90 Votes)
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. Unless Chuck Norris is standing on the line. Then the shortest distance between two points is to run for your life.
Rated 3.2/5 (103 Votes)
Shooting stars are simply vapor trails left by a Chuck Norris roundhouse.
Rated 3.63/5 (83 Votes)
Chuck Norris can speak French... In Russian.
Rated 4.2/5 (2456 Votes)

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