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On the day God created Adam and Eve, Chuck Norris stopped by with a tray of cookies.
Rated 3.07/5 (280 Votes)
Legend has it that a Nokia is indestructible. Legend also has it that Chuck Norris accidentally broke a Nokia with his pinky finger.
Rated 3.19/5 (195 Votes)
Chuck Norris once swallowed a frog, one day later he and pooped out a tadpole.
Rated 2.98/5 (176 Votes)
Chuck Norris can slap the headless horsemen.
Rated 3.65/5 (218 Votes)
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Rated 4.23/5 (280 Votes)
When Chuck Norris enters the restaraunt, he doesn't order. He demands.
Rated 3.45/5 (201 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't walk home.......Home walks to him!!
Rated 3.41/5 (206 Votes)
Chuck Norris was born in quick sand.
Rated 2.74/5 (175 Votes)
Chuck Norris swims to Cuba from Florida.
Rated 2.75/5 (165 Votes)
Chuck Norris' baby rattle is still shaking.
Rated 3.58/5 (159 Votes)

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