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If you traveling through space on a beam of light you still couldn't run away from Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.67/5 (91 Votes)

Chuck Norris wakes up in the middle of the night from nightmares about CHUCK Norris.

Rated 3.23/5 (107 Votes)

Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.

Rated 4.17/5 (3670 Votes)

Chuck's Norris's Jacket size says 38-special.

Rated 3.56/5 (82 Votes)

Chuck Norris's Pee fuels the space shuttle.

Rated 3.16/5 (91 Votes)

Chuck Norris turns his Dingle Berries into Diamonds.

Rated 3.3/5 (90 Votes)

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Rated 3.8/5 (117 Votes)

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Rated 3.99/5 (148 Votes)

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Rated 3.82/5 (117 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Rated 4.01/5 (150 Votes)

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

Rated 3.87/5 (117 Votes)

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Rated 3.49/5 (84 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Rated 3.98/5 (160 Votes)

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

Rated 4.05/5 (129 Votes)

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Rated 4.1/5 (358 Votes)

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

Rated 4.03/5 (233 Votes)

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Rated 4.09/5 (233 Votes)

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Rated 3.91/5 (226 Votes)

Chuck norris does not swim.The waters so afraid that it just goes around him.

Rated 3.54/5 (82 Votes)

When world of war craft first came out they made the final boss Chuck Norris... later they had to change it once they found out that you couldn't get to him...he gets to you.

Rated 3.8/5 (89 Votes)
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