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If you traveling through space on a beam of light you still couldn't run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wakes up in the middle of the night from nightmares about CHUCK Norris.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck's Norris's Jacket size says 38-special.
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Chuck Norris's Pee fuels the space shuttle.
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Chuck Norris turns his Dingle Berries into Diamonds.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck norris does not swim.The waters so afraid that it just goes around him.
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When world of war craft first came out they made the final boss Chuck Norris... later they had to change it once they found out that you couldn't get to him...he gets to you.
Rated 3.8/5 (89 Votes)