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The 6 branches of the military are the army , navy , air force , marines , coast guard , and Chuck Norris.

Rated 4.09/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't sell ice cream he sells U scream.

Rated 3.64/5 (14 Votes)

In the phrase "between a rock and a hard place", the hard place is Chuck Norris' boot.

Rated 3.3/5 (20 Votes)

The U.S. Government has come up with a new form of Capitol Punishment called Lethal Ejection. It's where Chuck Norris sits in the back seat of a car and kicks the death row inmate through the windshield.

Rated 3.73/5 (22 Votes)

Theres a saying "when you go black you never go back" Chuck Norris can go back.

Rated 3.64/5 (22 Votes)

On myspace Chuck Norris has more friends than Tom.

Rated 3.84/5 (49 Votes)

Chuck Norris' fart turns potatoes into french fries.

Rated 3.14/5 (29 Votes)

Second hand smoke can kill you. Second hand Chuck Norris can punch your brain into a diffrent dimension and kill you.

Rated 3.75/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris beat Usain Bolt's record in the 100 meter dash, he just never new because he was sleep walking.

Rated 3.65/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris taught his parents how to speak.

Rated 3.58/5 (24 Votes)

Volcanoes happen because sometimes Chuck Norris climbs mountains.

Rated 3.47/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris bit a bat one time and gave it rabies.

Rated 3.41/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris won the NBA 3 point competition with his hands in his pockets.

Rated 3.79/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the reason French Stuart is always squinting.

Rated 3/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris' prostate is used to examine doctor's fingers.

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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.

Rated 3.65/5 (23 Votes)

When the Walker, Texas Ranger theme song is played, the Queen of England stands at attention.

Rated 3.32/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris can run a 3-legged race by himself.

Rated 4.11/5 (1063 Votes)

Every time Chuck Norris gets mad at the sun, there's an eclipse until Chuck calms down.

Rated 4.04/5 (26 Votes)

Two calculators are needed to add up Chuck Norris' IQ.

Rated 3.84/5 (38 Votes)
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