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The 6 branches of the military are the army , navy , air force , marines , coast guard , and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sell ice cream he sells U scream.
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In the phrase "between a rock and a hard place", the hard place is Chuck Norris' boot.
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The U.S. Government has come up with a new form of Capitol Punishment called Lethal Ejection. It's where Chuck Norris sits in the back seat of a car and kicks the death row inmate through the windshield.
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Theres a saying "when you go black you never go back" Chuck Norris can go back.
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On myspace Chuck Norris has more friends than Tom.
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Chuck Norris' fart turns potatoes into french fries.
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Second hand smoke can kill you. Second hand Chuck Norris can punch your brain into a diffrent dimension and kill you.
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Chuck Norris beat Usain Bolt's record in the 100 meter dash, he just never new because he was sleep walking.
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Chuck Norris taught his parents how to speak.
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Volcanoes happen because sometimes Chuck Norris climbs mountains.
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Chuck Norris bit a bat one time and gave it rabies.
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Chuck Norris won the NBA 3 point competition with his hands in his pockets.
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Chuck Norris is the reason French Stuart is always squinting.
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Chuck Norris' prostate is used to examine doctor's fingers.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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When the Walker, Texas Ranger theme song is played, the Queen of England stands at attention.
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Chuck Norris can run a 3-legged race by himself.
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Every time Chuck Norris gets mad at the sun, there's an eclipse until Chuck calms down.
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Two calculators are needed to add up Chuck Norris' IQ.
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