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Chuck Norris says he has more balls! he is right.
Rated 2.21/5 (19 Votes)
At the doctor, Chuck Norris can read the bottom row of the eye chart blind folded.
Rated 4.11/5 (35 Votes)
Chuck Norris's KY is Radioactive battery Acid.
Rated 2.29/5 (14 Votes)
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a vitamin shake made from nails and bolts. In the evening, he craps out a toolbox.
Rated 4.07/5 (43 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't have a six pack. He goes straight to the keg.
Rated 3.11/5 (18 Votes)
Chuck Norris is why World of Warcraft is abbreviated as WoW.
Rated 2.95/5 (21 Votes)
When Chuck Norris was born he had a twin,shotly there after he roundhouse kicked him into oblivion. Stating that NO ONE IMPERSONATES CHUCK NORRIS!!!
Rated 2.5/5 (18 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn’t get a piece from a Kit Kat bar he gets the whole thing.
Rated 3/5 (21 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't like bugs. Thats why the Beatles stopped making music.
Rated 3.26/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris once ran a stop sign. a police men pulled him over to congratulate him on his driving.
Rated 3.91/5 (22 Votes)
Chuck Norris once left his ice cream baking in the sun and told it to wait for him. When he cam back its was still not melted out of shear fear.
Rated 3.38/5 (16 Votes)
Chuck Norris cant brake the law. Chuck Norris is the law.
Rated 3.21/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris has his own line where ever he goes so the post office doesn't keep him waiting.
Rated 2/5 (12 Votes)
Chuck Norris has never lost anything. 1st place is the only thing judges or games can give him to stop him from killing them.
Rated 2.55/5 (20 Votes)
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Chuck Norris has now added another new statue to his garden.
Rated 3.05/5 (20 Votes)
Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
Rated 3.71/5 (14 Votes)
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
Rated 3.47/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
Rated 3.95/5 (22 Votes)
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Rated 3.95/5 (22 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Rated 2.92/5 (24 Votes)