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A Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more women than you.

Rated 3.91/5 (44 Votes)

If you have a piece of steak lodged in your throat, PLEASE don't ask Chuck Norris to perform the Heimlich Maneuver! EVER!

Rated 2.86/5 (21 Votes)

In the Movie Cast away the reason Tom hanks talks to a volleyball is becasue Chuck Norris told him to.

Rated 2.8/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigarettes.... he lights them, burns them out, and eats the ashes.

Rated 2.95/5 (19 Votes)

When Chuck Norris goes to bed he pulls the bed over him.

Rated 2.88/5 (17 Votes)

When the world stops moving Chuck Norris flicks it to get it to move.

Rated 3.11/5 (19 Votes)

When Chuck Norris doesnt pay the bills they pay it for him.

Rated 2.71/5 (17 Votes)

When Chuck Norris's tv gets fuzzy he taps his foot on the ground and the satelite comes back.

Rated 2.56/5 (16 Votes)

When Chuck Norris gets a phone call he says good bye.

Rated 3/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris never works. he gets paid to sit around.

Rated 2.71/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a klondike bar people will just give him one out of fear.

Rated 3.04/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris mivrowaves his food by putting it in his pants for a minute.

Rated 2.57/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris's snot rocket made it to the moon before NASA's rocket did.

Rated 3.19/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris once jogged around the world and what did he find? His back.

Rated 3.86/5 (21 Votes)

Light wonders how Chuck Norris moves so fast.

Rated 4.03/5 (31 Votes)

A picture of Chuck Norris was the biggest myth on Ripleys Believe It or Not.

Rated 2.5/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris watches video's of the future on youtube.

Rated 3.06/5 (18 Votes)

When Chuck Norris plays tic tac toe he can get three O's in a row before you get down a single X without cheating.

Rated 3.05/5 (22 Votes)

Kids have fun playing kick the can. Chuck Norris has fun playing kick the gasoline tank.

Rated 3.14/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris can draw a perfect circle which doesn't equal pi.

Rated 3.35/5 (23 Votes)
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