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A Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more women than you.
Rated 3.91/5 (44 Votes)
If you have a piece of steak lodged in your throat, PLEASE don't ask Chuck Norris to perform the Heimlich Maneuver! EVER!
Rated 2.85/5 (20 Votes)
In the Movie Cast away the reason Tom hanks talks to a volleyball is becasue Chuck Norris told him to.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigarettes.... he lights them, burns them out, and eats the ashes.
Rated 2.95/5 (19 Votes)
When Chuck Norris goes to bed he pulls the bed over him.
Rated 2.88/5 (17 Votes)
When the world stops moving Chuck Norris flicks it to get it to move.
Rated 3.11/5 (19 Votes)
When Chuck Norris doesnt pay the bills they pay it for him.
Rated 2.71/5 (17 Votes)
When Chuck Norris's tv gets fuzzy he taps his foot on the ground and the satelite comes back.
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When Chuck Norris gets a phone call he says good bye.
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Chuck Norris never works. he gets paid to sit around.
Rated 2.71/5 (14 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a klondike bar people will just give him one out of fear.
Rated 3.04/5 (25 Votes)
Chuck Norris mivrowaves his food by putting it in his pants for a minute.
Rated 2.57/5 (21 Votes)
Chuck Norris's snot rocket made it to the moon before NASA's rocket did.
Rated 3.2/5 (20 Votes)
Chuck Norris once jogged around the world and what did he find? His back.
Rated 3.86/5 (21 Votes)
Light wonders how Chuck Norris moves so fast.
Rated 4/5 (30 Votes)
A picture of Chuck Norris was the biggest myth on Ripleys Believe It or Not.
Rated 2.5/5 (16 Votes)
Chuck Norris watches video's of the future on youtube.
Rated 3.06/5 (18 Votes)
When Chuck Norris plays tic tac toe he can get three O's in a row before you get down a single X without cheating.
Rated 3.05/5 (22 Votes)
Kids have fun playing kick the can. Chuck Norris has fun playing kick the gasoline tank.
Rated 3.1/5 (20 Votes)
Chuck Norris can draw a perfect circle which doesn't equal pi.
Rated 3.35/5 (23 Votes)