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You know whats stronger than a tornado a titty twister from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris joined World of Warcraft, people either got their ass kicked, or everyone ran away and deleted their accounts in sheer fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Contrary to popular belief, there IS enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Cuck Norris' theme music is funeral music.
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Salmonella gets Chuck Norris poisoning.
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Chuck Norris and superman meet on a street and superman fell down . Why? Chuck Norris is made of criptonite!
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Chuck Norris Can Bend Rainbows.
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In the Pokedex, it is said that the Pokemon Arceus existed before the universe was created. This is true, because before the universe was born, Chuck Norris created the Pokemon franchise. He made billions of dollars off the idea, despite the fact that no one was around to buy it.
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Chuck Norris has a Pokedex of all the people he's captured. And killed. His Pokedex is complete.
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Chuck Norris is NOT a Gay Fish!!!
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Violence IS the way with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's Father.
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The Sun Doesn't set, it Runs when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats Delivery...NOT Digiorno!
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Chuck Norris Doesn't watch South Park...he watches North Park.
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In Left 4 Dead, the witch is crying because Chuck Norris broke up with her.
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In Left 4 Dead, the smoker has a long ass tongue because he mouthed Chuck Norris.
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In left 4 dead, the tanks are Chuck Norris's skin cells.
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In halo, Chuck Norris can kill a professional weilding a sniper rifle halfway across the map by yelling BANG!
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