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Who has Chuck Norris been rated by? By horror movie go-ers.

Rated 1.55/5 (22 Votes)

Some people eat frog legs, Chuck Norris eats lizard legs, hence snakes.

Rated 4.06/5 (31 Votes)

The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favorite coffee mug.

Rated 3.81/5 (32 Votes)

Chuck Norris can stop a bullet with a round house kick to the face.

Rated 3/5 (19 Votes)

When someone hears a shot he know someone just got round housed kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.64/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris can defeat you in chess with one move. That move is a roundhouse to your face.

Rated 3.75/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris has sex secretly with every woman in the world once a month and in return they bleed for a week.

Rated 3.77/5 (44 Votes)

Chuck Norris once made a history channel documentary about what it felt like to set off a suicide bomb.

Rated 3.43/5 (23 Votes)

Witch one would you like to show up to your bed, the Grudge or Chuck Norris?

Rated 2.84/5 (19 Votes)

Wanna know why brokeback mountain is called brokeback? Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked it in the back.

Rated 2.24/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris won bingo with free space.

Rated 2.63/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris looks in the mirror for backup.

Rated 3.97/5 (30 Votes)

Superman and Ironman are on a race on the moon. Who wins? Chuck Norris.

Rated 3/5 (23 Votes)

If Chuck Norris had put a black dot from a sharpie on himself for every person that he killed he'd be black.

Rated 4.06/5 (36 Votes)

The asteroid belt wasnt created by science it was created when Chuck Norris got mad and roundhouse kicked a boulder.

Rated 2.64/5 (14 Votes)

There are no explosions, just Chuck Norris's farts covered in a sheet of metal.

Rated 3.55/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, they dodge him.

Rated 4.04/5 (80 Votes)

When Chuck Norris goes bowling, he only needs to hit one pin. All the other pins in the alley faint and fall over.

Rated 3.33/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris is currently suing smith and wesson because he claims those are the names of his testicals.

Rated 4.09/5 (35 Votes)

The best way to a ninjas brain is with Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.

Rated 2.63/5 (16 Votes)
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