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Chck Norris isnt white and isnt black or orange or tan he is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats children for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris can lift a mansion with his toes.
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Chuck Norris can RoundHouse kick you yesterday.
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Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and Godliness is next to ChuckNorrisness.
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Chuck Norris can rip two Intertwined Phone books in half with one hand.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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There were weapons of mass destruction in the Middle East because Chuck Norris was vacationing there at the time.
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Chuck Norris can pee into the wind and not get wet.
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Chuck Norris always gets disqualified from a race because he kills the guy with the starting gun.
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Chuck Norris was lonely only once in his life, we call that day judgement day.
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When Chuck Norris proposed to his wife, she replied, "When pigs fly." So Chuck Norris made pigs fly and they got married.
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Chuck Norris once got in the way of a speeding semi. Sadly, the semi didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris is so strong he made Mr. T look white and Micheal Jackson look black.
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There are three kinds of people; Those who are Chuck Norris, those who fear Chuck Norris, and those who are dead.
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Chuck Norris invented his own currency, called "Chucks" The number of Chucks he'll pay for something means the number of times he'll kick you ass if you don't give it to him.
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Chuck Norris turned Medusa to stone.
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Fool Chuck Norris once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris twice, DEATH TO YOU.
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Chuck Norris can frown while eating a wendy's frosty.
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Chuck Norris only has one flaw. he cannot fail... hes behind me isnt he?
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