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Chuck Norris is so cool, His shirt is called an ice tea.

Rated 1.95/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris sucks at Sorry because he is never sorry only you are.

Rated 2.81/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris did not take science class, he invented science.

Rated 1.94/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris can calculate pie without a calculator.

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The reason antartica is there is that Chuck Norris sneezed on an ice cube.

Rated 2.68/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris created Asia with nothing but a teen trend magazine and a plastic spoon.

Rated 3/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked a flower and made it a weed.

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Chuck Norris has his own Gravitational pull.

Rated 2.47/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris once got into a fight, but he lost his left testicle. It is now commonly known as Jupiter.

Rated 3.06/5 (17 Votes)

When Chuck Norris was born, something else came out of his mother with him: it was a list of all the victims that he had already killed.

Rated 3.19/5 (31 Votes)

Chuck Norris can run so fast that if he ran around the world, he could see the back of his head.

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Chuck Norris is what "willis" is talking about.

Rated 2.71/5 (17 Votes)

If Chuck Norris is late, then time better slow the heck down.

Rated 2.95/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris poops ashes and farts fire.

Rated 2.42/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. He goes killing.

Rated 3.45/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the reason a-rod used steriods.

Rated 2/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck, because you need it.

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Chuck de resistance.

Rated 1.86/5 (14 Votes)

Only Chuck can call Myscape truly his.

Rated 2.69/5 (16 Votes)

There is only one person who survived a roundhous kick from Chuck Norris and look how fu**ed up Stephen Hawkins is.

Rated 3.57/5 (30 Votes)
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