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Chuck Norris is so cool, His shirt is called an ice tea.
Rated 1.95/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris sucks at Sorry because he is never sorry only you are.
Rated 2.81/5 (27 Votes)
Chuck Norris did not take science class, he invented science.
Rated 1.94/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris can calculate pie without a calculator.
Rated 2.27/5 (26 Votes)
The reason antartica is there is that Chuck Norris sneezed on an ice cube.
Rated 2.68/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris created Asia with nothing but a teen trend magazine and a plastic spoon.
Rated 3/5 (21 Votes)
Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked a flower and made it a weed.
Rated 3.1/5 (20 Votes)
Chuck Norris has his own Gravitational pull.
Rated 2.47/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris once got into a fight, but he lost his left testicle. It is now commonly known as Jupiter.
Rated 3.06/5 (17 Votes)
When Chuck Norris was born, something else came out of his mother with him: it was a list of all the victims that he had already killed.
Rated 3.19/5 (31 Votes)
Chuck Norris can run so fast that if he ran around the world, he could see the back of his head.
Rated 3.48/5 (21 Votes)
Chuck Norris is what "willis" is talking about.
Rated 2.71/5 (17 Votes)
If Chuck Norris is late, then time better slow the heck down.
Rated 2.95/5 (20 Votes)
Chuck Norris poops ashes and farts fire.
Rated 2.42/5 (12 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. He goes killing.
Rated 3.45/5 (20 Votes)
Chuck Norris is the reason a-rod used steriods.
Rated 2/5 (16 Votes)
Chuck, because you need it.
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Chuck de resistance.
Rated 1.86/5 (14 Votes)
Only Chuck can call Myscape truly his.
Rated 2.69/5 (16 Votes)
There is only one person who survived a roundhous kick from Chuck Norris and look how fu**ed up Stephen Hawkins is.
Rated 3.57/5 (30 Votes)