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Bees are allergic to Chuck Norris stings.

Rated 2.71/5 (14 Votes)

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Because Chuck Norris does whatever the hell he wants to do!

Rated 3.13/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris can text message with tin can telephones.

Rated 4.1/5 (100 Votes)

Chuck Norris, the cool refreshing drink.

Rated 1.38/5 (26 Votes)

Chuck Norris is luke skywalkers father.

Rated 2.68/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris once played "hold your breath" with a balloon. He won... but not because of his lung capacity. He won because he roundhouse kicked the balloon to death.

Rated 1.93/5 (15 Votes)

The kraken, thought to be the destroyer of ships, is actully just a guppy compared to the might of Chuck Norris.

Rated 2/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris can pick his nose with his nose hair.

Rated 3.22/5 (27 Votes)

On myspace Chuck Norris has you as a friend, but you dont know that.

Rated 3.04/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesnt know anything about the yo mama jokes, but he knows everything about the Chuck Norris fact.

Rated 2.3/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris can send MMS from his iPhone...

Rated 2.09/5 (23 Votes)

People clap to turn off their lights, When Chuck Noris claps the bulb breaks.

Rated 3.57/5 (23 Votes)

Once Chuck Norris and Mr. T were selected to box each other. The audience was empty because nobody would pay to see a fight that lasted .00001 seconds.

Rated 2.78/5 (18 Votes)

MacGyver has the strength of 20 men, however Chuck Norris has the strength of 20 MacGyvers.

Rated 3.63/5 (19 Votes)

The show 24 was originally going to star Chuck Norris as jack bauer, but decided not to since an entire season ended in 24.. seconds.

Rated 3.31/5 (13 Votes)

There is only one safe place to hide from Chuck Norris.. in a bodybag.

Rated 3.84/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris once beat up The Incredible Hulk, because The Hulk made Chuck angry.

Rated 3.14/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesnt get the swine flu the swine flu gets the Chuck Norris virus.

Rated 3.28/5 (18 Votes)

Did you ever hear the saying "This food isn't going to serve itself" Chuck Norris's food does.

Rated 4/5 (30 Votes)

Chuck Norris likes fish sticks and isnt a gay fish.

Rated 2.71/5 (28 Votes)
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