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Chuck Norris can knock you into next week!
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Chuck Norris is Big Brother!
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Chuck Norris has an I.Q of 200, if you don"t believe him ask his fist!
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Chuck Norris will tear you out the frame AND the boxspring!
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Chuck Norris doesn't know the meaning of pain, just all the reasons for it!
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Chuck Norris can stare at the sun.
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The only reason cats have nine lives is because Chuck Norris wanted a challenge; it only gave the cats more time to be afraid of Chuck Norris!
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While Watching Captain Planet Chuck Norris heard Captain Planet say "The power is yours!"; after that Chuck Norris jumped into the tv and roundhouse kicked him several times and said "The Power is Mine!".
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When confronted by Venom from Marvel comics Chuck Norris simply said a word and Venom decided to eat his own life force.
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Tough men eat nails. Chuck Norris does all his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris can breathe in space.
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Banana peels slip on Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was the CEO of Nike, they'd have to change their slogan to "Already Did It.".
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The Pope confesses to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a Mormon, he wouldn't have to wear a nametag.
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Chuck Norris has never combed his hair...it surrenders everyday.
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When life gives Chuck Norris lemons he makes grape juice.
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The Loch Ness monster is actually Chuck Norris going for a swim.
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Chuck Norris can flick some one off with 3 fingers.
Rated 2.41/5 (27 Votes)