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When Chuck Norris gets shot, the bullet doesn't pierce Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris gets Pierce Brosnan.

Rated 3.05/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris plays Whack-a-Mole with his feet.

Rated 2.79/5 (28 Votes)

Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapon with two wooden rods attached to a chain was originally called a nunbarry. nobody knew what happened to barry.

Rated 4.08/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris scared the Swine Flu out of pigs, that is the reason it now is infecting humans.

Rated 3.95/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the reason cicadas come out only once every 17 years.

Rated 3.55/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

Rated 3.96/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris shushes the librarian.

Rated 4.08/5 (37 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He just stares at the grass and dares it to grow.

Rated 4.12/5 (25 Votes)

What's the difference between an atomic bomb and Chuck Norris? .......You really need me to answer that?

Rated 3.14/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris is so tough, he masturbates with sand paper.

Rated 3.68/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris shits out nuclear bombs.

Rated 2.47/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris can only see one color; red from the blood of his victims.

Rated 3.5/5 (10 Votes)

There is no such thing as an atom bomb. its actually just Chuck Norris dressed up.

Rated 2.71/5 (14 Votes)

It wasn't a meteor that killed all of the dinosaurs. It was actually Chuck Norris falling from the sky.

Rated 3.7/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris will never run for President of the United States. It would be a demotion.

Rated 3.83/5 (18 Votes)

The USA really lost the Vietnam War when Chuck Norris went M.I.A.

Rated 2.67/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris CAN take the foot out of Joe Biden's mouth.

Rated 3.3/5 (10 Votes)

When Chuck Norris breaks wind, he actually takes the wind in his fists and BREAKS it.

Rated 3.94/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris has more force than the force.

Rated 2.42/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together and broke him again.

Rated 3.17/5 (12 Votes)
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