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There was no such thing as a gerbal until Chuck Norris did a cannonball on a dog.

Rated 2.36/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris makes coffee nervous.

Rated 2.82/5 (11 Votes)

If you swallow a quarter and Chuck Norris round house kicks you in the stomach you will crap out two dimes and a nickel.

Rated 4.1/5 (928 Votes)

A piece of Chuck Norris is in every nuclear bomb.

Rated 3.22/5 (18 Votes)

When Chuck Norris plays dodgeball he doesn't play with rubber balls he plays with the other teams heads.

Rated 2.88/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris can beat a dragon in a fire breathing contest in the middle of an ice storm.

Rated 3.33/5 (12 Votes)

Most kids are afraid of the mouse at Chuckie cheese because they are afraid that it is Chuck Norris in disguise.

Rated 3.88/5 (16 Votes)

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall off the wall, Chuck Norris pushed him.

Rated 3.46/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris can play a chord on the piano with his tongue...

Rated 2.9/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris can handle TWO shotguns.

Rated 2.24/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris can choke you with his mind.

Rated 3.64/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris's dog can see in color.

Rated 3.81/5 (32 Votes)

The reason people make facts about Chuck Norris and not jokes is because Chuck Norris doesn't like humor.

Rated 2.57/5 (14 Votes)

The reason blood is red and not blue when you bleed is not because of the oxygen in the air but is because Chuck Norris loves the color red.

Rated 3.11/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris can play soccer with his hands.

Rated 3.35/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris can ask what year was the war of 1812 and not look stupid.

Rated 3.29/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris can get a tan at night.

Rated 3.54/5 (26 Votes)

Souljia Boy's new song is called , "Crank Dat Chuck Norris".

Rated 2.18/5 (17 Votes)

CNN was once called CN ... Chuck Norris didn't like this...

Rated 3.42/5 (24 Votes)

One man once told Chuck Norris he couldnt smoke here. Chuck Norris round house kicked the man in the face and used his guts as a bong.

Rated 2/5 (22 Votes)
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