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Jack Bauer may be able to save the world in 24 hrs. but Chuck Norris can do it in 23.

Rated 2.35/5 (20 Votes)

A black hole cant escape Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.3/5 (30 Votes)

To Chuck Norris.. Biznitch is a real word.

Rated 1.93/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't sit on santa's lap santa sits on Chuck Norris's lap.

Rated 3.06/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris can pea soup.

Rated 1.84/5 (25 Votes)

People survive Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick because he was just warming up.

Rated 1.5/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris can turn back time simply by looking at a clock & flexing.

Rated 2.93/5 (14 Votes)

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? n No one ever dared to ask him.

Rated 3.17/5 (12 Votes)

Theres no such thing as lumber companys anymore, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicks the trees.

Rated 3.25/5 (12 Votes)

They say you never hear the Chuck-induced roundhouse kick that breaks your face.

Rated 3.82/5 (17 Votes)

If you beat Chuck Norris in a fight; HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAOHOHOHHOAHAHAHOHOHAHAHAOHH... ahhh... Gets me every time.

Rated 3.24/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.

Rated 3.25/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Rated 4.14/5 (2752 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't delete you from MySpace He deletes you from life!

Rated 3.18/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris Went for a jog last week.. He should be back any minute..

Rated 3.07/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris hides cheeseburgers in his beard to hand out as last meals.

Rated 3/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.

Rated 4.13/5 (2174 Votes)

Chuck Norris can drive a car on cinder blocks.

Rated 3.07/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris can write the entire book " War and Peace" on a StickyNote.

Rated 3.77/5 (13 Votes)

The Jaws of Life was invented from Chuck Norris' baby teeth.

Rated 3.54/5 (13 Votes)
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