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Barbed wire used to be regular wire until Chuck Norris starred at it and it Cringed in fear.
Rated 3.55/5 (11 Votes)
The Moon revolves around earth because it doesn't want to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.76/5 (25 Votes)
While playing golf, Chuck Norris can get a hole in Zero.
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Davy Jones Locker exists as a hidaway from Chuck Norris.
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Bullets once sweated Chuck Norris.
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The secret ingredient to the ring of power on lord of the rings was Chuck Norris' sweat.
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Chuck Norris can smell in color.
Rated 4/5 (27 Votes)
Chuck Norris likes Fishsticks, but he's not a gay fish.
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Chuck Norris will NOT let go of your Eggo.
Rated 4.01/5 (105 Votes)
Chuck Norris can hear what you're seeing.
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Chuck Norris can communicate with whales in dolphin.
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Simon sometimes plays Chuck Norris says.
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Orion admires Chuck Norris' belt.
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The easiest and most painful way of suicide is to pick a fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once got struck by lightning, the lightning died of electricution.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is infinity.
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Chuck Norris can stain stainless steel.
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Each of Chuck Norris' fists is stronger than the other.
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Chuck Norris can speak in Morse code.
Rated 3.97/5 (32 Votes)
Chuck Norris can make german shepards speak spanish.
Rated 3.22/5 (18 Votes)