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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his 3 hole punch.

Rated 3.86/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris went on vacation to Jurassic Park and left full. He had the T-Rex with a fine chianti.

Rated 2.79/5 (14 Votes)

Thunder is the sound of Chuck Norris farting.

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Chuck Norris can speak French... In Russian.

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Chuck Norris does not eat granola bars. Instead, he eats two by fours.

Rated 3.06/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't pull anchors up. He swims to the bottom and roundhouse kicks them into the boat.

Rated 3.19/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris can beat you in and under water breathing contest even when you are using a snorkel.

Rated 3/5 (13 Votes)

The black night on Monty python and the holy Grail lost his limbs because he picked a fight wit Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can grate fresh parmesan cheese with his beard.

Rated 3.58/5 (24 Votes)

Before going up on stage, Chuck Norris breaks someone's leg to wish himself good luck.

Rated 4.12/5 (34 Votes)

Chuck Norris Does Not Get Headaches....He Gives Headaches!

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Chuck Norris was a contestant on the 1 vs 100 Finale. They haven't broadcasted since.

Rated 2.87/5 (15 Votes)

A man once said guns were the best way to kill a person. Chuck Norris quickly ended that theory by roundhouse kicking him in the face.

Rated 3.71/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris can do a one handed push-up on his back.

Rated 3.29/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the reason america is a superpower.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Chuck Norris has a holster for his arm.

Rated 3.21/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't talk in his sleep, he plots.

Rated 3.63/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris drank all 99 bottles of beer on the wall, yes 99 bottles of beer.

Rated 2.71/5 (34 Votes)

Chuck Norris won the tour de france, on a stationary bike.

Rated 4.06/5 (553 Votes)
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