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Chuck Norris' dart board only has the bullseye.

Rated 2.77/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't snort coke, he snorts glass.

Rated 3/5 (25 Votes)

When Chuck Norris plays pool, the balls never come back out.

Rated 3.77/5 (26 Votes)

Chuck Norris flosses with barbed wire.

Rated 3.11/5 (28 Votes)

Murderers get put on Chuck Row.

Rated 3.32/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris ran the green mile.

Rated 3/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't avoid cracks in the sidewalk, he makes them.

Rated 3.94/5 (32 Votes)

Chuck Norris moved to Compton and it is now the safest neighborhood in the U.S.

Rated 3.61/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris killed Kenny and James Evans from Good Times.

Rated 2.53/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris can force numbers to lie.

Rated 3.98/5 (50 Votes)

When Chuck Norris was born, he broke his own water with a roundhouse kick.

Rated 3.44/5 (25 Votes)

If you stare at the American Flag long enough a 3D image of Chuck Norris appears.

Rated 3.96/5 (54 Votes)

Chuck Norris's heart beats once every week.

Rated 3.62/5 (26 Votes)

Chuck Norris once struck Thunder.

Rated 3.74/5 (23 Votes)

There are no automatic doors. Merely doors that have mistaken you for Chuck Norris.

Rated 4.02/5 (41 Votes)

Chuck Norris could rob a bank with a spoon, but Chuck Norris has no need for money.

Rated 3.19/5 (26 Votes)

Sound Barrier > Light Barrier > Chuck Barrier.

Rated 2/5 (28 Votes)

One time Chuck Noris ran across asdf furglsdk....... Let this be a warning to all who mispell my name.

Rated 2.59/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris can hack a computer with a toothpick, pocket lint, and a tomato.

Rated 4.06/5 (32 Votes)

Chuck Norris once ate a skittle and gave birth to EMINEM!

Rated 3.6/5 (20 Votes)
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