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Chuck Norris' dart board only has the bullseye.
Rated 2.77/5 (22 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't snort coke, he snorts glass.
Rated 3/5 (25 Votes)
When Chuck Norris plays pool, the balls never come back out.
Rated 3.77/5 (26 Votes)
Chuck Norris flosses with barbed wire.
Rated 3.11/5 (28 Votes)
Murderers get put on Chuck Row.
Rated 3.32/5 (28 Votes)
Chuck Norris ran the green mile.
Rated 3/5 (21 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't avoid cracks in the sidewalk, he makes them.
Rated 3.94/5 (32 Votes)
Chuck Norris moved to Compton and it is now the safest neighborhood in the U.S.
Rated 3.61/5 (23 Votes)
Chuck Norris killed Kenny and James Evans from Good Times.
Rated 2.53/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris can force numbers to lie.
Rated 3.98/5 (50 Votes)
When Chuck Norris was born, he broke his own water with a roundhouse kick.
Rated 3.44/5 (25 Votes)
If you stare at the American Flag long enough a 3D image of Chuck Norris appears.
Rated 3.96/5 (54 Votes)
Chuck Norris's heart beats once every week.
Rated 3.62/5 (26 Votes)
Chuck Norris once struck Thunder.
Rated 3.74/5 (23 Votes)
There are no automatic doors. Merely doors that have mistaken you for Chuck Norris.
Rated 4.02/5 (41 Votes)
Chuck Norris could rob a bank with a spoon, but Chuck Norris has no need for money.
Rated 3.19/5 (26 Votes)
Sound Barrier > Light Barrier > Chuck Barrier.
Rated 2/5 (28 Votes)
One time Chuck Noris ran across asdf furglsdk....... Let this be a warning to all who mispell my name.
Rated 2.59/5 (22 Votes)
Chuck Norris can hack a computer with a toothpick, pocket lint, and a tomato.
Rated 4.06/5 (32 Votes)
Chuck Norris once ate a skittle and gave birth to EMINEM!
Rated 3.6/5 (20 Votes)