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Chuck Norris can make apple juice with oranges.

Rated 4.02/5 (113 Votes)

Chuck Norris is not above the law, he is the law.

Rated 4.04/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris holds Atlas up.

Rated 3.09/5 (11 Votes)

Kryptonite's only weakness is Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.89/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris's home page is simply www.

Rated 3.46/5 (13 Votes)

When Chuck Norris goes jogging every morning he's actually maintaining earth rotation.

Rated 4.12/5 (57 Votes)

If Chuck Norris stops walking there will no longer be wind on earth.

Rated 2.93/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris= mc squared.

Rated 2.13/5 (15 Votes)

Whenever there is a Nuclear Fallout there are only two things that survive: Cockroaches and Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.69/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris liked it and he did put a ring on it.

Rated 3.81/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris has only pooted twice - Nagasaki, Hiroshima.

Rated 3.18/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the only true white man who can jump. Period.

Rated 3.88/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't live and let die. You just die. Sorry man.

Rated 2.38/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't endorse any company. Companies endorse Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.45/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris strapped a bomb onto himself and ran for an Al-Quidea camp. When it blew up, Chuck Norris was still running.

Rated 4.12/5 (34 Votes)

Chuck Norris crapped out Bono.

Rated 2.36/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Yeager is so bad and broke the sound barrier because half his name is Chuck..

Rated 2.32/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris eats fresh. ALWAYS.

Rated 2.29/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't have Itunes, he has Histunes.

Rated 3.79/5 (19 Votes)

Muhammid Ali is not ready to rumble with Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.25/5 (20 Votes)
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