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Chuck Norris can make apple juice with oranges.
Rated 4.02/5 (113 Votes)
Chuck Norris is not above the law, he is the law.
Rated 4.04/5 (24 Votes)
Chuck Norris holds Atlas up.
Rated 3.25/5 (12 Votes)
Kryptonite's only weakness is Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.89/5 (18 Votes)
Chuck Norris's home page is simply www.
Rated 3.46/5 (13 Votes)
When Chuck Norris goes jogging every morning he's actually maintaining earth rotation.
Rated 4.12/5 (57 Votes)
If Chuck Norris stops walking there will no longer be wind on earth.
Rated 2.93/5 (15 Votes)
Chuck Norris= mc squared.
Rated 2.13/5 (15 Votes)
Whenever there is a Nuclear Fallout there are only two things that survive: Cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.53/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris liked it and he did put a ring on it.
Rated 3.81/5 (16 Votes)
Chuck Norris has only pooted twice - Nagasaki, Hiroshima.
Rated 3.18/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris is the only true white man who can jump. Period.
Rated 3.78/5 (18 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't live and let die. You just die. Sorry man.
Rated 2.38/5 (16 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't endorse any company. Companies endorse Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.45/5 (22 Votes)
Chuck Norris strapped a bomb onto himself and ran for an Al-Quidea camp. When it blew up, Chuck Norris was still running.
Rated 4.03/5 (35 Votes)
Chuck Norris crapped out Bono.
Rated 2.25/5 (12 Votes)
Chuck Yeager is so bad and broke the sound barrier because half his name is Chuck..
Rated 2.32/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris eats fresh. ALWAYS.
Rated 2.29/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't have Itunes, he has Histunes.
Rated 3.79/5 (19 Votes)
Muhammid Ali is not ready to rumble with Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.25/5 (20 Votes)