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Chuck Norris plays the Wii with his mind.
Rated 3.7/5 (40 Votes)
Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
Rated 3.52/5 (33 Votes)
Chuck Norris once actually took a ride on a paper plane from LAX to JFK INT. Without landing in between.
Rated 2.84/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris can make all conversations a "That's what she said" conversation.
Rated 2.84/5 (25 Votes)
When Chuck Norris does a beard stroke, Tiger Woods wins a PGA Tournament.
Rated 2.21/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris is the only person who can "Crank Dat Chuck Norris.".
Rated 2.89/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
Rated 3.71/5 (31 Votes)
After his wedding, Chuck Norris sent "You're Welcome" cards to his guests.
Rated 3.97/5 (32 Votes)
Hallmark created a new line of "Happy Birthday to Me" cards for Chuck Norris to use.
Rated 3/5 (16 Votes)
What does Chuck Norris eat as a side with his 72oz steak? Another 72oz steak.
Rated 3.14/5 (21 Votes)
Chuck Norris will do nothing for a Klondike bar. You will give Chuck Norris a Klondike bar. Now!
Rated 3.52/5 (27 Votes)
Rain is the tears of all the people that Cuck Norris has sent to heaven.
Rated 3.11/5 (19 Votes)
A tsunami is not from an underwater earthquake, it is from Chuck Norris stepping foot in the ocean.
Rated 3.39/5 (23 Votes)
The original reason for Darth Vadar's life support gear, sparring with Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.38/5 (24 Votes)
Chuck Norris can open a pickle jar on the first try.
Rated 3.36/5 (28 Votes)
Sir Issac Newton created the laws of motion to describe Chuck Norris fists.
Rated 3.68/5 (28 Votes)
Donald Trump can't fire Chuck Norris.
Rated 4.07/5 (45 Votes)
When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas the house always loses.
Rated 3.5/5 (24 Votes)
Time flies when your having fun, not for Chuck Norris, time goes the speed Chuck Norris tells it.
Rated 3.55/5 (20 Votes)
Chuck Norris can't get shot because no bullet is brave enough to go in the direction of Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.52/5 (23 Votes)