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Chuck Norris plays soccer by himself because if he lost he would roundhouse kick the whole team.
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What would a Klondike Bar do for Chuck Norris?
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Silly rabbit trix are for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris instantly digests gum.
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Chuck Norris could win a school bus demolition derby. With a Yugo.
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Chuck Noriis can do pushups with no hands.
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Chuck Norris can do the monkey bars with one hand behind his back.
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Chuck Norris can go black, AND go back.
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Michael Jackson could do the Moonwalk on the Earth, but Chuck Norris can do the Earthwalk on the Moon.
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Chuck Norris called the pot AND kettle black.
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Chuck Norris can be a Beggar AND a Chooser, but he never begs or chooses. He gets what he wants.
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On the Periodic Table of Elements, the hidden Element is Chuck Norris. Its atomic number is 0, and its symbol is CN.
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The top secret ingredient to Coca-Cola is a drop of Chuck Norris' sweat.
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Chuck Norris can count to Z.
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The 11th Commandment from God: "OBEY CHUCK NORRIS.".
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Chuck Norris makes and sells his own Beer Goggles.
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Chuck Norris can count the spots on a zebra.
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Chuck Norris can count the stripes on a leopard.
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When a butterfly flaps its wings, another person has died due to a Chuck-Norris-related death.
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Sticks and Stones may break your bones, but so will Chuck Norris.
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