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Chuck Norris plays soccer by himself because if he lost he would roundhouse kick the whole team.

Rated 2.1/5 (30 Votes)

What would a Klondike Bar do for Chuck Norris?

Rated 3.93/5 (28 Votes)

Silly rabbit trix are for Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.15/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris instantly digests gum.

Rated 3.55/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris could win a school bus demolition derby. With a Yugo.

Rated 2.94/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Noriis can do pushups with no hands.

Rated 3.2/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris can do the monkey bars with one hand behind his back.

Rated 3.87/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris can go black, AND go back.

Rated 2.88/5 (25 Votes)

Michael Jackson could do the Moonwalk on the Earth, but Chuck Norris can do the Earthwalk on the Moon.

Rated 3.5/5 (26 Votes)

Chuck Norris called the pot AND kettle black.

Rated 2.79/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris can be a Beggar AND a Chooser, but he never begs or chooses. He gets what he wants.

Rated 3.85/5 (39 Votes)

On the Periodic Table of Elements, the hidden Element is Chuck Norris. Its atomic number is 0, and its symbol is CN.

Rated 2.5/5 (22 Votes)

The top secret ingredient to Coca-Cola is a drop of Chuck Norris' sweat.

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Chuck Norris can count to Z.

Rated 3.52/5 (25 Votes)

The 11th Commandment from God: "OBEY CHUCK NORRIS.".

Rated 2.71/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris makes and sells his own Beer Goggles.

Rated 2.08/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris can count the spots on a zebra.

Rated 3.41/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris can count the stripes on a leopard.

Rated 3.23/5 (22 Votes)

When a butterfly flaps its wings, another person has died due to a Chuck-Norris-related death.

Rated 2.5/5 (16 Votes)

Sticks and Stones may break your bones, but so will Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.61/5 (23 Votes)
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