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Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a round room.
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Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks, and teach a new dog old tricks.
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Steroids are just capsules filled with Chuck Norris' spit.
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Chuck Norris swims in tsunamis.
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If Chuck Norris was Mexican, he wouldn't need to jump the border, it would move out of his way.
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Chuck Norris CAN understand women.
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Chuck Norris can checkmate your king in one move.
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Chuck Norris can find a number not listed in the phone book.
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Chuck Norris CAN be two places at once.
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Chuck Norris invented pain.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of the Tootsie-Pop.
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Chuck Norris can walk off amputated legs.
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Chuck Norris dosent use Viagra. He uses snake vemon.
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Chuck Norris once beat himself in a staring contest with a mirror.
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Chuck Norris was banned from his local bowling alley because he kept getting a strike in every lane... with one roundhouse kick to the bowling ball.
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Every time there is an awkard silence, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked you in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris can win an UNO game with seven cards.
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Chuck Noorris invented Ice Hockey, he pissed in Anartica!
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Teachers got taught by Chuck Norris.
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The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
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