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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
Rated 3.7/5 (20 Votes)
When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a Chuck Norris, you stop, drop, and die.
Rated 3.95/5 (21 Votes)
Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
Rated 3.8/5 (25 Votes)
Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
Rated 3.5/5 (20 Votes)
Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
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Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.71/5 (14 Votes)
The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.
Rated 3.04/5 (25 Votes)
If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.
Rated 3.14/5 (21 Votes)
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
Rated 3.78/5 (45 Votes)
After meeting with Chuck Norris, iron man was referred to as the tin man!
Rated 1.94/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris has 3 birthdays a year.
Rated 3.11/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris can slow down time by just looking at a clock and flexing.
Rated 3.22/5 (18 Votes)
Chuck Norris does not need a weapon. He is one.
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Chuck Norris's toiletpaper is made of cheese graters.
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Bushes beat around Chuck Norris.
Rated 2.78/5 (18 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't dance around the question. Questions dance around Chuck Norris.
Rated 2.72/5 (18 Votes)
Chuck Norris took the road less traveled AND the other road... at the same time.
Rated 3.06/5 (16 Votes)
Chuck Norris can find a number in the phone book that's not listed in the phone book.
Rated 2.73/5 (22 Votes)
Turn the other cheek. Unless you're turning it to Chuck Norris.
Rated 2.46/5 (13 Votes)
Why is health care so expensive? Chuck Norris is sending thousands of people to the hospital everyday.
Rated 3.28/5 (25 Votes)