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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

Rated 3.66/5 (29 Votes)

The judges of American idol sing for Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.75/5 (12 Votes)

The Titans remember Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.65/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris can erase permanent marker.

Rated 4.08/5 (77 Votes)

If Chuck Norris has 10 bananas, and you take away 7, he still has 10.

Rated 3.97/5 (29 Votes)

Bravery is not the absence of fear, it is the absence of Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.36/5 (25 Votes)

The videos of global warming's effect on glaciers is caused by Chuck Norris staring at them.

Rated 2.7/5 (20 Votes)

If you slide a picture of Chuck Norris into an ATM, money falls out automatically.

Rated 3.32/5 (25 Votes)

The best way to prevent hyperinflation is not basing currency on the gold standard. Preventing hyperinflation is best done by basing currency on the Chuck Norris standard.

Rated 2.42/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris ran so fast around the world, that he ran into himself.

Rated 3.3/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris makes money grow on trees.

Rated 3/5 (17 Votes)

What would Chuck Norris do for a klondike bar? Nothing... and still get one.

Rated 4/5 (18 Votes)

Lightning does not strike Chuck Norris. It respectfully asks permission to touch him.

Rated 3.81/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris gets 7 shots out of a revolver.

Rated 3.9/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris can unring a bell.

Rated 3.78/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris can pump up a basket ball with a straw, with his lips tied behind his back.

Rated 3.58/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris' pencils sharpen themselves.

Rated 2.83/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris only skydived once, he thought the United States only needed one Grand Canyon.

Rated 3.89/5 (28 Votes)

When Chuck Norris breaks wind it can't be fixed.

Rated 3.42/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't breath air. He holds air hostage.

Rated 3.96/5 (28 Votes)
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