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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
Rated 3.66/5 (29 Votes)
The judges of American idol sing for Chuck Norris.
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The Titans remember Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can erase permanent marker.
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If Chuck Norris has 10 bananas, and you take away 7, he still has 10.
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Bravery is not the absence of fear, it is the absence of Chuck Norris.
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The videos of global warming's effect on glaciers is caused by Chuck Norris staring at them.
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If you slide a picture of Chuck Norris into an ATM, money falls out automatically.
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The best way to prevent hyperinflation is not basing currency on the gold standard. Preventing hyperinflation is best done by basing currency on the Chuck Norris standard.
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Chuck Norris ran so fast around the world, that he ran into himself.
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Chuck Norris makes money grow on trees.
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What would Chuck Norris do for a klondike bar? Nothing... and still get one.
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Lightning does not strike Chuck Norris. It respectfully asks permission to touch him.
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Chuck Norris gets 7 shots out of a revolver.
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Chuck Norris can unring a bell.
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Chuck Norris can pump up a basket ball with a straw, with his lips tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris' pencils sharpen themselves.
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Chuck Norris only skydived once, he thought the United States only needed one Grand Canyon.
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When Chuck Norris breaks wind it can't be fixed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breath air. He holds air hostage.
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