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Chuck Norris CAN get that last bit out of a tube of toothpaste... with just one squeeze.
Rated 2.62/5 (13 Votes)
Chuck Norris knows 100 words that rhyme with "orange".
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Chuck Norris once donated sperm, now it is known as miracle whip.
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Contrary to popular beleif Chuck Norris, not William Webb Ellis, invented the game of rugby. This came after Great granny Norris suggested he should have more calming activities.
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When Chuck Norris was eating alphabet soup all the "Y"s jumped out...cuz they know Chuck Norris don't like questions.
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When Chuck Norris goes to purgatory the only option on the wheel of life is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can dig a hole to china in his soup.
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Chuck Norris can walk into a subway and come out with a mcgriddle.
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Chuck Norris trains speeding bullets.
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Chuck Norris can shock an electric eel.
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Chuck Norris wears YOUR heart on his sleeve.
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There was life on Mars. Until Chuck Norris got there...
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Chuck Norris started his own social networking site. It's called RoundHouseKicktotheFaceBook.com
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They say it is impossible to break Hank Arrons record of 755 home runs in a baseball carrer. Chuck Norris does so in his daily warmups.
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Chuck Norris knows where scooby doo is.
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It's impossible for us to find a needle in a haystack. Chuck Norris can find a twig of hay in a stack of needles.
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Some kids create an angel in the snow by lying down and moving their arms and legs. Chuck Norris can clear Aspen from all it's snow by doing that.
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Time doesnt fly when Chuck Norris is around. Only people do!
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Don't ever TALK, while Chuck Norris is INTERRUPTING!!!
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Velcro was made from Chuck Norris's beard!
Rated 2.06/5 (18 Votes)