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Chuck Norris CAN get that last bit out of a tube of toothpaste... with just one squeeze.

Rated 2.62/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris knows 100 words that rhyme with "orange".

Rated 3.37/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris once donated sperm, now it is known as miracle whip.

Rated 3.24/5 (21 Votes)

Contrary to popular beleif Chuck Norris, not William Webb Ellis, invented the game of rugby. This came after Great granny Norris suggested he should have more calming activities.

Rated 2.19/5 (21 Votes)

When Chuck Norris was eating alphabet soup all the "Y"s jumped out...cuz they know Chuck Norris don't like questions.

Rated 3.93/5 (27 Votes)

When Chuck Norris goes to purgatory the only option on the wheel of life is Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.44/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris can dig a hole to china in his soup.

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Chuck Norris can walk into a subway and come out with a mcgriddle.

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Chuck Norris trains speeding bullets.

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Chuck Norris can shock an electric eel.

Rated 3.45/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris wears YOUR heart on his sleeve.

Rated 2.9/5 (20 Votes)

There was life on Mars. Until Chuck Norris got there...

Rated 2.94/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris started his own social networking site. It's called RoundHouseKicktotheFaceBook.com

Rated 2.88/5 (26 Votes)

They say it is impossible to break Hank Arrons record of 755 home runs in a baseball carrer. Chuck Norris does so in his daily warmups.

Rated 2.43/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris knows where scooby doo is.

Rated 3.33/5 (18 Votes)

It's impossible for us to find a needle in a haystack. Chuck Norris can find a twig of hay in a stack of needles.

Rated 3.11/5 (19 Votes)

Some kids create an angel in the snow by lying down and moving their arms and legs. Chuck Norris can clear Aspen from all it's snow by doing that.

Rated 2.81/5 (16 Votes)

Time doesnt fly when Chuck Norris is around. Only people do!

Rated 3.09/5 (22 Votes)

Don't ever TALK, while Chuck Norris is INTERRUPTING!!!

Rated 3.44/5 (16 Votes)

Velcro was made from Chuck Norris's beard!

Rated 2.06/5 (18 Votes)
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