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UFO'S are defined as the indescribable, blurred image you get before a deadly Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the cranium!!
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Chuck Norris can say "TOYBOAT" fast five times without messing up!
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The Hoover Dam was built for Chuck Norris's swimming pool!
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Chuck Norris never, ever loses a sock when he does laundry! Cause the only washing he does is when he agitates your face with a triple roundhouse kick!
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If Chuck Norris put on makeup, a wig, and a dress, YOU'D be gay.
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If you look directly at Chuck Norris, you will go blind. Consequently, if you make eye contact with Chuck Norris you have 24 hours to live.
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Chuck didn't leave anything to Beaver.
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Cavemen are more scared of Chuck Norris than GEICO.
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Chuck Norris pisses on eletric fences for fun.
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When Chuck Norris wears a seat belt its for the cars protection.
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Chuck Norris wakes up his alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man with a roundhouse kick to someone else's face.
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Chuck Norris can punch you with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can see air.
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Chuck Norris can see with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris can make a gay person straight.
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Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have make love to over 20,000 women in his life...thats a slow tuesday 4 Chuck Norris.
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CHuck Norris can make Superman bleed just by flexing his muscles.
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Chuck Norris is God's witness.
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Chuck Norris uses king crab legs for toilet paper.
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