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When Chuck Norris logs on too facebook, he asks facebook whats on its mind!
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Jason Vorhees wears a Chuck Norris mask on Halloween.
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Chuck Norris has the heart of a lion... It's in a jar on the nightstand next to his bed.
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If Chuck Norris is to be cloned and the clone and the original Chuck Norris were to fight the universe as we know it will come to an end.
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Chuck Norris has struck lightening.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use an oven, he heats things with his eyes.
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick French toast into a Belgian waffle.
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Chuck Norris can catch his running refrigerator.
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Chuck Norris let Prince Albert out of his can.
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Chuck Norris has his own orbit. Not because he is fat, because everything is forced to revolve around him.
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you so hard it will alter your DNA so that your ancient ancestors will sometimes cluch their heads and say "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!".
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Mythbusters asks Chuck Norris if myth is busted.
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Chuck Norris can get a woman pregnant just by pointing at her and saying "BOOYA!!".
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If they took away the right to bear arms they would have to take away Chuck Norrises fists and legs away. They could try to take them away but he'd roundhouse kick everyone of them.
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There are 723 things in a room that Chuck Norris can kill you with... including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t have a couple of skeletons in his closet. He has a cemetery.
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Chuck Norris shot someone.......with a knife.
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The Trix rabbit was found brutally murdered the other day. He was found with a note that was attached to him which said, "Trix are for Chuck Norris,".
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Starship has to get over that Chuck Norris can stop them.
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MC hammer has to admit Chuck Norris can touch this.
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