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Chuck Norris gave life the lemons.

Rated 2.38/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris can read lady gagas poker face.

Rated 3.47/5 (15 Votes)

Whats worse the seeing Chuck Norris? Seeing Chuck Norris in HD.

Rated 3.38/5 (21 Votes)

911 has Chuck Norris on speed dial for emergencys.

Rated 3.79/5 (28 Votes)

Why dont Chuck Norris friends let him play football? He takes a game of kill the carrier a lit bit to seriously.

Rated 3.5/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris can define the word "a".

Rated 2.83/5 (12 Votes)

A computer crash happens when Chuck Norris turns his computer on.

Rated 2.83/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris can bring down Peter Pan with Chuck Norris dust.

Rated 3.41/5 (17 Votes)

When Chuck Norris eats Pringles, once he pops, he CAN stop.

Rated 2.11/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris can go ahead and make your day.

Rated 2.33/5 (18 Votes)

Coroners can rule Chuck Norris as a cause of death.

Rated 3.62/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris can make an elephant forget.

Rated 3.09/5 (23 Votes)

The Shark in Jaws was in fact Chuck Norris' goldfish.

Rated 3.74/5 (27 Votes)

Japan was never bombed with the atomic bomb. Chuck Norris just had tacos.

Rated 3.9/5 (31 Votes)

There is no fighting Chuck Norris. there is only failing.

Rated 3.15/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris can beat you in chess by moving only one time.

Rated 3.24/5 (17 Votes)

The Nile River used to flow downstream. It only started flowing upstream when it saw Chuck Norris at the end.

Rated 3/5 (12 Votes)

There is no such thing as plate tectonics. Chuck Norris just wants to be closer to other people around the world, so he pushes the continents closer.

Rated 3.17/5 (6 Votes)

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.

Rated 3.38/5 (8 Votes)

Chuck Norris ended the rock cycle.

Rated 2.64/5 (11 Votes)
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