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Chuck Norris answered the phone, and the caller got a RoundHouse kick in the face.
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Contrary to popular beleif Chuck can outlast the Energizer Bunny.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, mess with Chuck Norris and he'll kill you.
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Sharks wear chainmail when they swim with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can find hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris doesnt have a facebook account, he has a fist-book account.
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Chuck Norris's fists can cut diamonds.
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Chuck Norris recieves all the marijuana the border patrol confiscates as tribute for stopping immigration.
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Chuck Norris can make the Dallas Cowboys win in December.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Bret Favre went into retirement.
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Its always Chuck Norris's lucky day.
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The IRS pays Chuck Norris.
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If you think bad of chuch Norris, you get a cuncussion.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat people up, he beats them down.
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When you ask Chuck Norris for the time,he does not give it to you. He only lends it to you,.
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Chuck Norris can knock you into yesterday.
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Chuck Norris can hit the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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When Chuck Norris dices onions the rest of the world cries.
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Chuck Norris sunburns red, white, and blue.
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What Chuck Norris calls a "chaser" is what you and I call "cobra venom.".
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