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Chuck Norris answered the phone, and the caller got a RoundHouse kick in the face.

Rated 2.67/5 (12 Votes)

Contrary to popular beleif Chuck can outlast the Energizer Bunny.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, mess with Chuck Norris and he'll kill you.

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Sharks wear chainmail when they swim with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can find hay in a needle stack.

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Chuck Norris doesnt have a facebook account, he has a fist-book account.

Rated 3.33/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris's fists can cut diamonds.

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Chuck Norris recieves all the marijuana the border patrol confiscates as tribute for stopping immigration.

Rated 3/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris can make the Dallas Cowboys win in December.

Rated 3.07/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the reason why Bret Favre went into retirement.

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Its always Chuck Norris's lucky day.

Rated 3/5 (13 Votes)

The IRS pays Chuck Norris.

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If you think bad of chuch Norris, you get a cuncussion.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat people up, he beats them down.

Rated 3.92/5 (12 Votes)

When you ask Chuck Norris for the time,he does not give it to you. He only lends it to you,.

Rated 3.38/5 (8 Votes)

Chuck Norris can knock you into yesterday.

Rated 3/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris can hit the bottom of a bottomless pit.

Rated 4.03/5 (58 Votes)

When Chuck Norris dices onions the rest of the world cries.

Rated 3.73/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris sunburns red, white, and blue.

Rated 3.63/5 (8 Votes)

What Chuck Norris calls a "chaser" is what you and I call "cobra venom.".

Rated 3.2/5 (10 Votes)
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