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When good and evil are fighting... Chuck Norris breaks it up.

Rated 3.87/5 (31 Votes)

Chuck Norris eats stars and craps black holes.

Rated 3.46/5 (13 Votes)

Superman gets power from the sun, Chuck Norris gets his power from his f-in beard!

Rated 2.45/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris has won every beard contest in the world with out even going.

Rated 3.88/5 (16 Votes)

Anti-venom is actually Chuck Norris sweat.

Rated 3.58/5 (12 Votes)

Once a man had a dream about Chuck Norris and woke up with a black eye!

Rated 3.55/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris once put out a house fire with his spit!!

Rated 2.82/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris practices Chuckkwondo becuase Taekwondo implies that a fight ends in a draw.

Rated 3.74/5 (84 Votes)

Chuck Norris puts his pants on three legs at a time.

Rated 3.33/5 (12 Votes)

The reson why the sun is so hot is because Chuck Norris has a house on it and he left the heater on.

Rated 3.69/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. the cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. the first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, “Once I was swimming in a river, and an anaconda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck Norris just smiles paying little attention and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.

Rated 3.58/5 (24 Votes)

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Rated 2.63/5 (8 Votes)

Chuck Norris can squeeze a magnet so hard that its molecules allign.

Rated 3.5/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris invented IED's to brush his teeth in the morning.

Rated 2.4/5 (10 Votes)

Mormons dont Knock on Chuck Norris's door.

Rated 3.23/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris is a great amature magician, he doesn't take your nose tho he takes your teeth.

Rated 2.89/5 (9 Votes)

The Rock Smells what the Chuck is cooking.

Rated 2.6/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris is so cool when his child was born the doctor said "Ice ice baby".

Rated 1.8/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris is so cool he made Global Warming freeze.

Rated 2.54/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris can own a Canadian.

Rated 2.23/5 (13 Votes)
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