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When good and evil are fighting... Chuck Norris breaks it up.
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Chuck Norris eats stars and craps black holes.
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Superman gets power from the sun, Chuck Norris gets his power from his f-in beard!
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Chuck Norris has won every beard contest in the world with out even going.
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Anti-venom is actually Chuck Norris sweat.
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Once a man had a dream about Chuck Norris and woke up with a black eye!
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Chuck Norris once put out a house fire with his spit!!
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Chuck Norris practices Chuckkwondo becuase Taekwondo implies that a fight ends in a draw.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on three legs at a time.
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The reson why the sun is so hot is because Chuck Norris has a house on it and he left the heater on.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. the cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. the first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, “Once I was swimming in a river, and an anaconda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck Norris just smiles paying little attention and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze a magnet so hard that its molecules allign.
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Chuck Norris invented IED's to brush his teeth in the morning.
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Mormons dont Knock on Chuck Norris's door.
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Chuck Norris is a great amature magician, he doesn't take your nose tho he takes your teeth.
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The Rock Smells what the Chuck is cooking.
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Chuck Norris is so cool when his child was born the doctor said "Ice ice baby".
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Chuck Norris is so cool he made Global Warming freeze.
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Chuck Norris can own a Canadian.
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