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There was originally a song by Chuck Norris in Guitar Hero 3. However, it was removed as anyone who played it failed just as the song started.
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Some people can do push-ups with one hand. Chuck Norris can do push-ups without hands but by using wind power from his mouth.
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Chuck Norris can strike a match with a bar of soap.
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Chuck Norris can steal a free sample.
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Electricity comes in 3 voltages: 110, 220, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris travels in the left lane; the speed of light is in the right lane.
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"Chuck Norris" spelled backward still spells Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris hears thunder before he sees lightning.
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Tequila does shots of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris studied abroad for two years. Then he studied her sister.
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Chuck Norris was weened with whiskey.
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Chuck Norris flosses his teeth with an air-hammer.
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Chuck Norris' truck is 8-Wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris goes fishing with an M-16.
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Chuck Norris' favorite musicians are John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix, and Kurt Cobain. Chuck doesn't like "live" music.
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Chuck Norris once wanted to be a car salesman but nobody would hire him for one reason:
Chuck Norris does not negotiate.
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Chuck Norris wears condoms inside out for HIS PLEASURE!
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Chuck Norris hit the same golf ball twice with one swing.
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If Chuck Norris fell in the woods what would u hear? A roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris just got a myspace page. It's called "the universe".
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