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Chuck Norris created the richter scale to rate his sexual preformance.
Rated 3.83/5 (23 Votes)
Chuck Norris can bet against the Harlem Globetrotters and win.
Rated 3.78/5 (9 Votes)
These boots were made for walking, unless you're Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.33/5 (15 Votes)
For Chuck Norris every street is one way, his way.
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Chuck Norris finished "The NeverEnding Story".
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Chuck Norris can drink hot wax and crap crayons.
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Chuck Norris can put a square peg in a round hole.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Chuck Norris can tune a fish.
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The Devil went down to Georgia because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
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Chuck Norris sank your battleship.
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The bird knows that Chuck Norris is the word.
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Chuck Norris gives Tylenol a headache.
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Chuck Norris gives Adderall ADHD.
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Chuck Norris makes Pepto-Bismol feel nauseated.
Rated 3.67/5 (15 Votes)
Chuck Norris can cry wolf.
Rated 3.67/5 (18 Votes)
When a normal human drinks Red Bull, they get wings. When Chuck Norris drinks Red Bull, there are no survivors.
Rated 3.71/5 (17 Votes)
When Chuck Norris throw a boomerang, it's afraid to return.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games on a cash register.
Rated 3.8/5 (15 Votes)
Brillo Pads are made from Chuck Norris' chest hair.
Rated 3.7/5 (23 Votes)