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Chuck Norris created the richter scale to rate his sexual preformance.

Rated 3.83/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris can bet against the Harlem Globetrotters and win.

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These boots were made for walking, unless you're Chuck Norris.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way, his way.

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Chuck Norris finished "The NeverEnding Story".

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Chuck Norris can drink hot wax and crap crayons.

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Chuck Norris can put a square peg in a round hole.

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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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Chuck Norris can tune a fish.

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The Devil went down to Georgia because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

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Chuck Norris sank your battleship.

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The bird knows that Chuck Norris is the word.

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Chuck Norris gives Tylenol a headache.

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Chuck Norris gives Adderall ADHD.

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Chuck Norris makes Pepto-Bismol feel nauseated.

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Chuck Norris can cry wolf.

Rated 3.67/5 (18 Votes)

When a normal human drinks Red Bull, they get wings. When Chuck Norris drinks Red Bull, there are no survivors.

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When Chuck Norris throw a boomerang, it's afraid to return.

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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games on a cash register.

Rated 3.8/5 (15 Votes)

Brillo Pads are made from Chuck Norris' chest hair.

Rated 3.7/5 (23 Votes)
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