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You see the ring you have seven days to live, you see Chuck Norris
you have seven seconds.
Rated 3.81/5 (68 Votes)
Chuck Norris has never killed anyone, his beard has killed thousands.
Rated 3.28/5 (54 Votes)
Chuck Norris is suing Webster’s dictionary for stealing his vocabulary.
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Chuck Norris IS the original gangster.
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When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, he does not get wet. The lake gets Chuck Norrised.
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Chuck Norris created the big mac.
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Chuck Norris is the reason for the Dead Sea.
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Some people claim that the Titanic hit ice but it really hit Chuck Norris`s chin.
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Chuck Norris invented his own size of Whopper, the Chucksize.
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Chuck Norris went back in time and became his father.
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Check Norris took a trip to visit our troops in Iraq, finally proving that there is at least one WMD there.
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If a tree falls in the forrest does anyone hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears. Chuck Norris hears everything.
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In order to remove his body hair, Chuck Norris had to run through a tube of fire.
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Chuck Norris didn't sell his soul to the devil, the devil sold his soul
to Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks can split atoms.
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More people are scared of spiders then death, spiders are scared of Chuck Norris
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The first rule of Chuck Norris is do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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People say the T-Rex was the most deadly beast to ever roam the earth. Obviously, they forgot The Chuck Norrisaurus.
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Chuck Norris did, in fact create Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris says, not Simon.
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