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An apple a day keeps Chuck Norris away.
Rated 2.87/5 (15 Votes)
Chuck Norris does have the eye of the tiger.
Rated 3.37/5 (19 Votes)
Wolfs cry out at mid-night on a full moon because it's the night Chuck Norris does not sleep.
Rated 3.33/5 (18 Votes)
Chuck Norris will outlive roaches and radiation.
Rated 3.94/5 (16 Votes)
Chuck Norris showed the New Boyz how to Jerk.
Rated 3/5 (13 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't taste the rainbow he EATS it.
Rated 3.77/5 (22 Votes)
Chuck Norris wouldnt be afraid to show his feminine side, if he had one.
Rated 4.13/5 (15 Votes)
Chuck Norris once had a n awkward moment, just to see what if felt like.
Rated 2.92/5 (12 Votes)
The Grim Reaper handed Chuck Norris a sharpie and said, "Just tell me what to do."
Rated 2.79/5 (14 Votes)
Chuck Norris isn't scared to drive a Toyota.
Rated 3.38/5 (13 Votes)
Chuck Norris drops the soap in the shower, for the fun of it.
Rated 2.93/5 (15 Votes)
Fear knocked. Chuck Norris answered. Fear pooped his pants.
Rated 3.5/5 (14 Votes)
What Chuck Norris calls "sun-block" the rest of us call a solar eclipse.
Rated 2.73/5 (11 Votes)
Chuck Norris can hoola-hoop the equator.
Rated 3.53/5 (15 Votes)
Chuck Norris see-saws by himself.
Rated 3.7/5 (23 Votes)
Chuck Norris used to fight in UFC but was banned because he would kill his opponents before they could make it inside the ring.
Rated 3.56/5 (25 Votes)
Global deforestation is a lie. The cleared forests are just where Chuck Norris went to practice his roundhouse kicks!
Rated 3.08/5 (13 Votes)
Chuck Norris filled out an NCAA basketball tournament bracket and got all the picks wrong and still won.
Rated 3.13/5 (15 Votes)
Chuck Norris's name was put on a write in voting ballot and only had one vote and still became president.
Rated 3.57/5 (14 Votes)
Chuck Norris invented Chuck Norris jokes, but he never submitted any because Chuck Norris submits to no one.
Rated 4.08/5 (218 Votes)