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An apple a day keeps Chuck Norris away.

Rated 2.87/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris does have the eye of the tiger.

Rated 3.06/5 (16 Votes)

Wolfs cry out at mid-night on a full moon because it's the night Chuck Norris does not sleep.

Rated 3.47/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris will outlive roaches and radiation.

Rated 3.94/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris showed the New Boyz how to Jerk.

Rated 3/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't taste the rainbow he EATS it.

Rated 3.77/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris wouldnt be afraid to show his feminine side, if he had one.

Rated 4.13/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris once had a n awkward moment, just to see what if felt like.

Rated 2.92/5 (12 Votes)

The Grim Reaper handed Chuck Norris a sharpie and said, "Just tell me what to do."

Rated 2.79/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris isn't scared to drive a Toyota.

Rated 3.38/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris drops the soap in the shower, for the fun of it.

Rated 2.93/5 (15 Votes)

Fear knocked. Chuck Norris answered. Fear pooped his pants.

Rated 3.5/5 (14 Votes)

What Chuck Norris calls "sun-block" the rest of us call a solar eclipse.

Rated 2.9/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris can hoola-hoop the equator.

Rated 3.5/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris see-saws by himself.

Rated 3.77/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris used to fight in UFC but was banned because he would kill his opponents before they could make it inside the ring.

Rated 3.67/5 (24 Votes)

Global deforestation is a lie. The cleared forests are just where Chuck Norris went to practice his roundhouse kicks!

Rated 3.25/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris filled out an NCAA basketball tournament bracket and got all the picks wrong and still won.

Rated 3.13/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris's name was put on a write in voting ballot and only had one vote and still became president.

Rated 3.57/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris invented Chuck Norris jokes, but he never submitted any because Chuck Norris submits to no one.

Rated 4.19/5 (204 Votes)
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