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Chuck Norris is the only man known to have actually kicked a habit.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hit it and quit it, he hits it and destroys it.
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Chuck Norris has the heart of the cowardly lion.
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Chuck Norris has a tattoo that says "MOM" on his fist.
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Chuck Norris plays bingo, with a paint ball gun.
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Chuck Norris has a purple heart.
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Chuck Norris' fortune cookie reads "whatever you say boss".
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Chuck Norris had to breastfeed his own mom when he was born.
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Chcuk Norris invented Flag Football so he wouldnt have to put a hurtin' on nobody.
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Chuck Norris can not fist pump due to the catastrophic events that would occur afterword.
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Chuck Norris refuses to buy Skittles. He tells the sky to rain and roundhouses the rainbow.
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If you can't beat them, join them. Chuck Norris joins them, and then beats them.
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The nursery rhyme London Bridges is a factual account of what happened when the English angered Chuck Norris, the ending was changed so it would be suitable for all ages.
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Little kids look up to superheroes for protection. Super heroes look up to Chuck Norris.
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The ancient Mayans predicted that on December, 21 2012 Chuck Norris would get angry.
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Cars have to pull along the side of the road for ambulances, ambulances have to pull off to the side for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris edits his pictures with vi.
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All five dentists recommend that you do exactly what Chuck Norris tells you to do.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret to the Crabby Pattie Secret Formula. There is suspicion that Chuck Norris is the Crabby Pattie Secret Formula.
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Chuck Norris can beat you in a stariring contest with his eyes closed.
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