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Chuck Norris's nickname? WMD.

Rated 2.92/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris once ate an Oreo....and crapped out a dalmation.

Rated 2.94/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris can cut one side of a piece of paper.

Rated 3.48/5 (21 Votes)

If you dare to see a Chuck Norris Movie in 3-D, It will be your last!

Rated 3.19/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 with an Atari 2600 controller.

Rated 2.43/5 (14 Votes)

Compared to Chuck Norris, the sun is a wet match in a dark cave.

Rated 2.22/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris can eat a sandwich...without eating it.

Rated 2.52/5 (27 Votes)

I once wondered to myself whether Chuck Norris is a pirate or a ninja. i soon came to the conclusion that he is all three.

Rated 3.28/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris can pluck the feathers off of a worm.

Rated 2.58/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris does not eat to live, he eats to kill.

Rated 2.11/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris is so American he can eat chinese food and crap an apple pie.

Rated 3.77/5 (26 Votes)

When Chuck Norris got both his legs cut off in a car accident he just walked it off.

Rated 3.5/5 (20 Votes)

Evel Knievel aborted his jump over the Snake River Canyon because Evel saw Chuck Norris crouched in attack position on the other side of the canyon.

Rated 3/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris punched the hair off of Bruce Willis.

Rated 3.13/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris just said those jeans make you look fat.

Rated 2.52/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris's nickname is Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.78/5 (23 Votes)

Whoever marries Chuck Norris's daughter will have to pay for the wedding.

Rated 2.57/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris visited Iraq in 2003. This was all the evidence George Bush needed to invade Iraq for harboring weapons of mass destruction.

Rated 3.73/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris can double jump.

Rated 3.53/5 (19 Votes)

When Chuck Norris passes go, he collects your soul and sends you to jail.

Rated 3.07/5 (15 Votes)
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