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Chuck Norris's nickname? WMD.
Rated 2.92/5 (12 Votes)
Chuck Norris once ate an Oreo....and crapped out a dalmation.
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Chuck Norris can cut one side of a piece of paper.
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If you dare to see a Chuck Norris Movie in 3-D, It will be your last!
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 with an Atari 2600 controller.
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Compared to Chuck Norris, the sun is a wet match in a dark cave.
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Chuck Norris can eat a sandwich...without eating it.
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I once wondered to myself whether Chuck Norris is a pirate or a ninja. i soon came to the conclusion that he is all three.
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Chuck Norris can pluck the feathers off of a worm.
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Chuck Norris does not eat to live, he eats to kill.
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Chuck Norris is so American he can eat chinese food and crap an apple pie.
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When Chuck Norris got both his legs cut off in a car accident he just walked it off.
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Evel Knievel aborted his jump over the Snake River Canyon because Evel saw Chuck Norris crouched in attack position on the other side of the canyon.
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Chuck Norris punched the hair off of Bruce Willis.
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Chuck Norris just said those jeans make you look fat.
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Chuck Norris's nickname is Chuck Norris.
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Whoever marries Chuck Norris's daughter will have to pay for the wedding.
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Chuck Norris visited Iraq in 2003. This was all the evidence George Bush needed to invade Iraq for harboring weapons of mass destruction.
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Chuck Norris can double jump.
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When Chuck Norris passes go, he collects your soul and sends you to jail.
Rated 3.07/5 (15 Votes)