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Chuck Norris' organ doner card includes his beard.

Rated 3.7/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris can't do everything, but he can do ANYTHING.

Rated 2.57/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris once had a kidney stone... he named it Jupiter.

Rated 3.76/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris beat Dance Dance Revolution. With the dance mat hanging on the wall.

Rated 2.92/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris can go back in time... all he has to do is look at a clock and flex.

Rated 3.41/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris didn't climb Mt. Everest. He hurdled it.

Rated 3.26/5 (19 Votes)

There are actually five branches of the U.S. Military: Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.97/5 (34 Votes)

America's nuclear arsenal does not consist of hydrogen bombs, carpet bombs, or even an atom bomb. Just Chuck Norris and his 3 fists.

Rated 3.08/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris leads on twitter.

Rated 3.81/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris can break mighty putty.

Rated 3.47/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't eat LIKE a horse. He EATS horse.

Rated 3.3/5 (10 Votes)

Weird Al used to be a lawyer... until he got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.11/5 (9 Votes)

America runs on Dunkins, Dunkins runs on Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.66/5 (29 Votes)

Chuck Norris can talk underwater.

Rated 3.27/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris could grow taller if he wanted to.

Rated 3.5/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris can block the sun with his thumb.

Rated 2.75/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris cant lose weight...he never loses.

Rated 3.91/5 (44 Votes)

Onions are Fuji apples to Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.36/5 (11 Votes)

If Chuck Norris gets pulled over, the cops must ask him first.

Rated 3.47/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris can laugh for 10 minutes in a half second.

Rated 3.56/5 (16 Votes)
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