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Chuck Norris' organ doner card includes his beard.
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Chuck Norris can't do everything, but he can do ANYTHING.
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Chuck Norris once had a kidney stone... he named it Jupiter.
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Chuck Norris beat Dance Dance Revolution. With the dance mat hanging on the wall.
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Chuck Norris can go back in time... all he has to do is look at a clock and flex.
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Chuck Norris didn't climb Mt. Everest. He hurdled it.
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There are actually five branches of the U.S. Military: Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Chuck Norris.
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America's nuclear arsenal does not consist of hydrogen bombs, carpet bombs, or even an atom bomb. Just Chuck Norris and his 3 fists.
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Chuck Norris leads on twitter.
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Chuck Norris can break mighty putty.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat LIKE a horse. He EATS horse.
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Weird Al used to be a lawyer... until he got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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America runs on Dunkins, Dunkins runs on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can talk underwater.
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Chuck Norris could grow taller if he wanted to.
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Chuck Norris can block the sun with his thumb.
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Chuck Norris cant lose weight...he never loses.
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Onions are Fuji apples to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris gets pulled over, the cops must ask him first.
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Chuck Norris can laugh for 10 minutes in a half second.
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