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Chuck Norris can speak Chinese in all different languages.

Rated 3.93/5 (14 Votes)

Johnny Cash walked the line, Chuck Norris walked across the line and to this day no one has ever asked why.

Rated 3.14/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris likes his ice crushed. Same with his skulls.

Rated 3/5 (13 Votes)

A man on his way to work tries to avoid crashing into a car ahead of him. Seeing that it's Chuck Norris in that car and he had no time to stop, the man comitted suicide.

Rated 2.43/5 (14 Votes)

A flight from JFK to Paris would take 7 and a half hours. With Chuck Norris on board, it's 7 and a half minutes.

Rated 3/5 (10 Votes)

When Chuck Norris rides on a train, he can tell the driver where to go and let him off.

Rated 3.58/5 (12 Votes)

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he set a world record for eating 14 jawbreakers in 14 seconds.

Rated 2.25/5 (8 Votes)

Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a turnip-and anything else he roundhouse kicks.

Rated 2.85/5 (13 Votes)

No one knows who Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks because they do not die, but get erased from the fabric of existence itself.

Rated 3.47/5 (15 Votes)

Dracula was inspired when bram stoker saw Chuck Norris chewing on a human neck.

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Chuck Norris can make juicy hamburgers using only potatoes.

Rated 3.67/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris once jumped 35,000 ft. from an airplane and into the ocean to save a dying whale.

Rated 3.1/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris uploaded videos on You Tube in the early 80's.

Rated 3.31/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris knows the color that's darker than black.

Rated 3.75/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris drinks air when no water is available.

Rated 3.59/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris can take a burrito and make Hennessey with it.

Rated 2.7/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't cook food. Food is prepared by the nearest, hottest woman.

Rated 3/5 (12 Votes)

Murphyls Law says that anything that can go wrong will, it doesn't work with Chuck Norris, it wouldn't dare!

Rated 3.44/5 (16 Votes)

Kesha wakes up feeling like Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.5/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't fart, air leaves his body in despair.

Rated 3.13/5 (15 Votes)
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