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Chuck Norris once killed someone with a cap gun.

Rated 3.76/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris pitched a perfect game in baseball. From third base.

Rated 4.06/5 (68 Votes)

Someone once said there is nothing to fear but fear itself. what they really meant to say was there is nothing to fear but Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.57/5 (14 Votes)

Jack was nimble, jack was quick, but jack couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Rated 3.7/5 (23 Votes)

Jack was nimble, jack was quick, but jack couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick!

Rated 3.15/5 (20 Votes)

Deaf people can hear Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.58/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris can make dogs meow and cats bark.

Rated 4.13/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris would be a weapon in call of duty...too bad it'd be unfair.

Rated 3.71/5 (41 Votes)

Chuck Norris would be an organ doner, too bad machines don't have organs.

Rated 3.27/5 (11 Votes)

It was once said that Chuck Norris killed an Alskan grizzly bear with his bare hands, and then brought it back to life.

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Chuck Norris overlapped all of his opponents on the 100 meter. 3 times.

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When people commit suicide, they don't want to kill themselves. They just think it would be much less painful than getting killed by Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.5/5 (18 Votes)

The phrase "impossible is nothing" basically refers to the fact that Chuck Norris can kill you in every impossible way.

Rated 3.2/5 (15 Votes)

Very few people have ever seen Chuck Norris face-to-face. Most of the people that have seen him see him foot-to-face.

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Weakness is defined as anything when being compared to Chuck Norris.

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On any flight, Chuck Norris receives unlimited drinks from the crew and a luxurious dinner plate such as Sea Bass, whole lobster or Fillet Mignon just prepared by the world's finest chefs.

Rated 2.06/5 (17 Votes)

Freddy Krueger stays up as long as possible for fear that Chuck Norris will be in his nightmares.

Rated 3.76/5 (38 Votes)

Windows 7 was Chuck Norris' idea.

Rated 3.29/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a martian in the face for trying to invade his space.

Rated 3.35/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris once round house kicked Elvis in the face for saying he was the king.

Rated 3.47/5 (19 Votes)
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