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Chuck Norris once killed someone with a cap gun.
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Chuck Norris pitched a perfect game in baseball. From third base.
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Someone once said there is nothing to fear but fear itself. what they really meant to say was there is nothing to fear but Chuck Norris.
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Jack was nimble, jack was quick, but jack couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
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Jack was nimble, jack was quick, but jack couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick!
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Deaf people can hear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make dogs meow and cats bark.
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Chuck Norris would be a weapon in call of duty...too bad it'd be unfair.
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Chuck Norris would be an organ doner, too bad machines don't have organs.
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It was once said that Chuck Norris killed an Alskan grizzly bear with his bare hands, and then brought it back to life.
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Chuck Norris overlapped all of his opponents on the 100 meter. 3 times.
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When people commit suicide, they don't want to kill themselves. They just think it would be much less painful than getting killed by Chuck Norris.
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The phrase "impossible is nothing" basically refers to the fact that Chuck Norris can kill you in every impossible way.
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Very few people have ever seen Chuck Norris face-to-face. Most of the people that have seen him see him foot-to-face.
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Weakness is defined as anything when being compared to Chuck Norris.
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On any flight, Chuck Norris receives unlimited drinks from the crew and a luxurious dinner plate such as Sea Bass, whole lobster or Fillet Mignon just prepared by the world's finest chefs.
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Freddy Krueger stays up as long as possible for fear that Chuck Norris will be in his nightmares.
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Windows 7 was Chuck Norris' idea.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a martian in the face for trying to invade his space.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked Elvis in the face for saying he was the king.
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