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Chuck Norris once stared in a movie called The Incredible Chuck.
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Chuck Norris can kill you with an imaginary gun.
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Chuck Norris can explain what fire tastes like.
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In the begining there was nothing
Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing in the face and told it to get a job.
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Chuck Norris can fold a piece of paper in half 8 times.
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Chuck Norris' mother has a tatoo that reads "son".
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Kamikaze pilots drank sake before going into battle...Navy Seals drink Chuck Norris' sweat.
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Chuck Norris was so pimping in high school, he was allowed to select a teacher to come to his house for tutoring.
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Chuck Norris ate a whole package of ex-lax, he barely farted.
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Chuck Norris looked at his asshole in the mirror. His mind was NOT blown.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shot, he allows the bullet to enter his body.
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Chuck Norris doesn't own a stove, oven, or microwave. this is because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Chuck Norris can win a thumb wrestling match with both hands, and the fist beneath his beard behind his back.
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Chuck Norris can smell what The Rock is cooking.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. When he left, they were renamed the Islands.
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For a normal man, one testicle is larger than the other. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other.
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Chuck Norris can win tic-tac-toe in one turn.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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All of Chuck Norris's fingers are middle fingers.
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Chuck Norris can pick a banana from an apple tree.
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