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Chuck Norris can get pulled over by the police and give the police officer a ticket.
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Chuck Norris eats a panda in china during chinesse new year and is reconised as a national hero.
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Chuck Norris looked at an IED and the trigger man blew up.
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When Chuck Norris entered Tokyo, Godzilla left.
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Daylight savings time is caused by Chuck Norris hitting the snooze button.
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Life is too scared to give Chuck Norris lemons.
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Ashton Kutcher gets punk'd by Chuck Norris.
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Mac switched to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris blinded love.
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Chuck Norris' balls can make cold water shrink.
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Chuck Norris can blw bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chainsaw.
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Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Chuck Norris beat Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest at the same time.
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Chuck Norris needs a conceled weapons license just to legaly wear pants.
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Chuck Norris sees your shaddow in the dark.
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Chuck Norris told Fat Joe to stop making it rain, and he did.
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Chuck Norris once entered a beauty contest.. he won because he roundhouse kicked all the contestants to the face.
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When Chuck Norris feals a ghost the titanium on his neck stands up.
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The world learns English to make sure they understand Chuck Norris.
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