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Chuck Norris can get pulled over by the police and give the police officer a ticket.

Rated 3.95/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris eats a panda in china during chinesse new year and is reconised as a national hero.

Rated 3/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris looked at an IED and the trigger man blew up.

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When Chuck Norris entered Tokyo, Godzilla left.

Rated 3.9/5 (21 Votes)

Daylight savings time is caused by Chuck Norris hitting the snooze button.

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Life is too scared to give Chuck Norris lemons.

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Ashton Kutcher gets punk'd by Chuck Norris.

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Mac switched to Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.67/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris blinded love.

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Chuck Norris' balls can make cold water shrink.

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Chuck Norris can blw bubbles with beef jerky.

Rated 3.12/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chainsaw.

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Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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Chuck Norris beat Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest at the same time.

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Chuck Norris needs a conceled weapons license just to legaly wear pants.

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Chuck Norris sees your shaddow in the dark.

Rated 3.15/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris told Fat Joe to stop making it rain, and he did.

Rated 2.1/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris once entered a beauty contest.. he won because he roundhouse kicked all the contestants to the face.

Rated 2.38/5 (13 Votes)

When Chuck Norris feals a ghost the titanium on his neck stands up.

Rated 2/5 (13 Votes)

The world learns English to make sure they understand Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.53/5 (15 Votes)
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