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The ice age will occur when Chuck holds his breath.
Rated 3.18/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris once performed at a comedy club... he killed it.
Rated 2.45/5 (11 Votes)
Queens have a Chuck Norris size bed.
Rated 4.11/5 (36 Votes)
Chuck Norris invented decaf coffee by punching a coffee bean.
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Chuck Norris does all of his Christmas shopping on the black market.
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The first scene in Saving Private Ryan was loosely based off of a dodge ball game that Chuck Norris played in the second grade.
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Chuck Norris doesn't gamble. He wins.
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Justin Bieber is 16 and sounds like he's 10. Thats because Chuck Norris round house kicked him in the balls.
Rated 4.03/5 (36 Votes)
If a bee stings Chuck Norris.... the bee swells up.
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The Mayan calender ends in 2012 not because the world does. That's just when Chuck Norris is retiring from protecting it.
Rated 3.41/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris was born with the abbilities to whistle,snap,and round house kick you through a windsheild.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris just hates polar bears.
Rated 3.53/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't do face to face communication , Chuck Norris does fist to face communication.
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Chuck Norris has had his arm amputated twice.
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Chuck Norris brings a roundhouse kick to a gunfight.
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Chuck Norris wears denim underwear.
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Chuck Norris can say "SHE SELLS SEASHELLS BY THE SEASHORE" 2,343,344,545 times fast .
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Chuck Norris watched the Storm Trooper Dance 300 times before laughing. Then the owner of the video payed Chuck 100 bucks.
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Chuck Norris CAN walk uphill both ways.
Rated 2.76/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris can change a cold cut to a hot pocket.
Rated 3.38/5 (13 Votes)