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The ice age will occur when Chuck holds his breath.

Rated 3.18/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris once performed at a comedy club... he killed it.

Rated 2.45/5 (11 Votes)

Queens have a Chuck Norris size bed.

Rated 4.11/5 (36 Votes)

Chuck Norris invented decaf coffee by punching a coffee bean.

Rated 3/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris does all of his Christmas shopping on the black market.

Rated 3.44/5 (16 Votes)

The first scene in Saving Private Ryan was loosely based off of a dodge ball game that Chuck Norris played in the second grade.

Rated 3.06/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't gamble. He wins.

Rated 3.88/5 (25 Votes)

Justin Bieber is 16 and sounds like he's 10. Thats because Chuck Norris round house kicked him in the balls.

Rated 4.03/5 (36 Votes)

If a bee stings Chuck Norris.... the bee swells up.

Rated 3.84/5 (31 Votes)

The Mayan calender ends in 2012 not because the world does. That's just when Chuck Norris is retiring from protecting it.

Rated 3.41/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris was born with the abbilities to whistle,snap,and round house kick you through a windsheild.

Rated 2.43/5 (7 Votes)

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris just hates polar bears.

Rated 3.53/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't do face to face communication , Chuck Norris does fist to face communication.

Rated 3.7/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris has had his arm amputated twice.

Rated 3.21/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris brings a roundhouse kick to a gunfight.

Rated 3.64/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris wears denim underwear.

Rated 3.53/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris can say "SHE SELLS SEASHELLS BY THE SEASHORE" 2,343,344,545 times fast .

Rated 3.4/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris watched the Storm Trooper Dance 300 times before laughing. Then the owner of the video payed Chuck 100 bucks.

Rated 3.09/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris CAN walk uphill both ways.

Rated 2.76/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris can change a cold cut to a hot pocket.

Rated 3.38/5 (13 Votes)
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