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When Chuck Norris goes to dinner the waiters tip him.
Rated 4/5 (15 Votes)
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a cow so hard that 16 individual beef patties came out... already grilled to perfection!!!
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Bigfoot believes in Chuck Norris. Thats why he's always hiding.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidneys.
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Chuck Norris memorized pi backwards.
Rated 3.66/5 (29 Votes)
Chuck Norris never recieved any acting awards... He was never acting.
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Chuck Norris never shaves because he always cuts his razors.
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Chuck Norris can play ice hockey on lava.
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Chuck Norris framed Roger Rabbit.
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Chuck Norris can text on a payphone.
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Chuck Norris' truck does not run on gas, it runs on anger.
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Chuck Norris is an organ donor... he will donate your organs.
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Chuck Norris can get a nuke on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and in Real Life by just pressing the start button.
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Chuck Norris' house was built without permits. He doesn't need permission from anyone.
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You don't pay Chuck Norris with money, you pay with your life.
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Micheal Jackson turned white when he heard Chuck Norris was coming for him.
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Chuck Norris owns a large piece of real-estate in the south Atlantic Ocean. We call this the Bermuda Triangle. Chuck Norris dosen't tollorate trespassers.
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Chuck Norris knows whats under double D's hat.
Rated 3.07/5 (14 Votes)
Chuck doesn't cry. He sweats from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use white out. He stares at paper until the ink disapears.
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