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When Chuck Norris goes to dinner the waiters tip him.

Rated 4/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a cow so hard that 16 individual beef patties came out... already grilled to perfection!!!

Rated 3.43/5 (14 Votes)

Bigfoot believes in Chuck Norris. Thats why he's always hiding.

Rated 4.06/5 (50 Votes)

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidneys.

Rated 3.67/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris memorized pi backwards.

Rated 3.66/5 (29 Votes)

Chuck Norris never recieved any acting awards... He was never acting.

Rated 3.75/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris never shaves because he always cuts his razors.

Rated 3.33/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris can play ice hockey on lava.

Rated 3.6/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris framed Roger Rabbit.

Rated 3/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris can text on a payphone.

Rated 3.65/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris' truck does not run on gas, it runs on anger.

Rated 3.67/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris is an organ donor... he will donate your organs.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and in Real Life by just pressing the start button.

Rated 2.25/5 (8 Votes)

Chuck Norris' house was built without permits. He doesn't need permission from anyone.

Rated 3.45/5 (20 Votes)

You don't pay Chuck Norris with money, you pay with your life.

Rated 3.65/5 (20 Votes)

Micheal Jackson turned white when he heard Chuck Norris was coming for him.

Rated 3.64/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris owns a large piece of real-estate in the south Atlantic Ocean. We call this the Bermuda Triangle. Chuck Norris dosen't tollorate trespassers.

Rated 4.09/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris knows whats under double D's hat.

Rated 3.07/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck doesn't cry. He sweats from his eyes.

Rated 3.8/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't use white out. He stares at paper until the ink disapears.

Rated 3.64/5 (11 Votes)
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