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Chuck Norris can have sex while in a coma.

Rated 3.06/5 (51 Votes)

In space Chuck Norris will make you scream

Rated 3.2/5 (45 Votes)

George W Bush stutters from a constant fear of Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.52/5 (58 Votes)

Chuck Norris dosen't style his hair, it lies perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris caught 'em all.

Rated 3.68/5 (62 Votes)

Chuck Norris gives women erections.

Rated 3.83/5 (106 Votes)

Chuck norris didn't hit puberty because if he did...IT WOULD BE DEAD.

Rated 3.68/5 (72 Votes)

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of getting cancer only because he knows cancer is too afraid of getting Chuck Norrised!

Rated 3.02/5 (50 Votes)

2 + 2 does not always equal 4 because when he wants it equals CHUCK NORRIS!

Rated 2.65/5 (46 Votes)

Maybe it's Maybeline... But it's not it's CHUCK NORRIS!

Rated 2.75/5 (48 Votes)

Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrecuted.

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Chuck Norris gave John Travolta Saturday Night Fever.

Rated 3.56/5 (59 Votes)

Chuck Norris's alphabet has 28 letters because some times he has to spell things out WITH HIS FISTS!

Rated 3.91/5 (66 Votes)

When you look up round house kick in the dictionary it says... Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.82/5 (44 Votes)

The reason you never played as Chuck Norris in a game is because it would be to easy. The reason he never was a villain in a game is because it would be impossible.

Rated 3.6/5 (48 Votes)

Some people are considered a one man army. Chuck Norris can easily defeat an army of one man armies.

Rated 3.75/5 (57 Votes)

Would you be scared if I sent 1000 black snipers after you? Would you be scared if I sent 1000 ninjas after you? Would you be scared if I sent Chuck Norris with a toothpick after you?

Rated 3.5/5 (74 Votes)

In the last 20 years Chuck Norris hasn't aged a day. In fact! He's 10 years younger.

Rated 3.13/5 (53 Votes)

If evolution was truly "Survival of the Fittest" then there'd only be CHUCK NORRIS!

Rated 3.68/5 (53 Votes)

Chuck Norris can crush diamonds back into Fossil Fuel.

Rated 3.67/5 (58 Votes)
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