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Chuck Norris can have sex while in a coma.
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In space Chuck Norris will make you scream
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George W Bush stutters from a constant fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosen't style his hair, it lies perfectly in place out of
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Chuck Norris caught 'em all.
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Chuck Norris gives women erections.
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Chuck norris didn't hit puberty because if he did...IT WOULD BE DEAD.
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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of getting cancer only because he knows
cancer is too afraid of getting Chuck Norrised!
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2 + 2 does not always equal 4 because when he wants it equals CHUCK
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Maybe it's Maybeline... But it's not it's CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrecuted.
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Chuck Norris gave John Travolta Saturday Night Fever.
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Chuck Norris's alphabet has 28 letters because some times he has to spell things out WITH HIS FISTS!
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When you look up round house kick in the dictionary it says... Chuck Norris.
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The reason you never played as Chuck Norris in a game is because it would be to easy. The reason he never was a villain in a game is because it would be impossible.
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Some people are considered a one man army. Chuck Norris can easily defeat an army of one man armies.
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Would you be scared if I sent 1000 black snipers after you? Would you be
scared if I sent 1000 ninjas after you? Would you be scared if I sent
Chuck Norris with a toothpick after you?
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In the last 20 years Chuck Norris hasn't aged a day. In fact! He's
10 years younger.
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If evolution was truly "Survival of the Fittest" then there'd only be
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Chuck Norris can crush diamonds back into Fossil Fuel.
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