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The most interesting man in the world thought he was the most interesting man in the world until he met Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.27/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris lived with his parents until he was in his forties. I DARE you to have a problem with that.

Rated 3.21/5 (14 Votes)

When Chuck Norris's dog takes a crap on the carpet, the dog rubs his own nose in it.

Rated 2.93/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris recently appeared on Deal or No Deal. After only 6 minutes on the show, all 26 models were instructed to open their cases and found pieces of the banker, whom Chuck felt was lowballing him.

Rated 2/5 (15 Votes)

People have tried to convert Chuck Norris movies to 3D, but every time they come to the roundhouse kick, the people watching die.

Rated 3.67/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

Rated 2.44/5 (9 Votes)

The Discovery Channel was originally going to have a Chuck Norris week instead of a shark week, but they found it to be too gory and violent.

Rated 2.82/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris banned rainbows from North Dakota!!

Rated 1.79/5 (14 Votes)

Mr.T ,Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee all meet at the Bermuda triangle for a game of hungry hippo once a month!!

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During the madness of the Cold War, Russia claimed they had enough nuclear weapons to destroy the world 100 fold ........ we just said we had Chuck Norris........ America cannot be outdone!

Rated 3.75/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris can stab you with a bowling ball.

Rated 3.36/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris once took his nose apart to see what was causing it to run.

Rated 2.86/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

Rated 3.61/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris can close a 24-hr store.

Rated 3.82/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris can make Right Guard turn left.

Rated 2.17/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris can make Speed Stick slow down.

Rated 2.11/5 (9 Votes)

The last thing Chuck Norris wants to do is hurt you, and it's also the first.

Rated 4.04/5 (26 Votes)

A computer once beat Chuck Norris at chess, but it was no match for Chuck at kick boxing.

Rated 3.81/5 (26 Votes)

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame, or just knows Chuck Norris's phone number.

Rated 3.44/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris never hits a man with glasses, he uses a roundhouse kick.

Rated 2.8/5 (15 Votes)
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