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When Chuck Norris goes to Rome, the Romans do as Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris can bring a dead dornail back to life.
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Once, Chuck Norris had a bad day...just to see what it feels like.
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Chuck Norris' left hand knows what the right hand is about to do.
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Chuck Norris once won a demolition derby without a car.
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Chuck Norris once won the World Heavyweight Title by merely attending a bout.
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When Chuck Norris walks through the woods, Big Foot takes a picture of him.
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Jesus could turn water into wine. Chuck Norris can turn his own piss into award-winning top shelf whiskey.
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They broke the mold after they made Chuck Norris, he put it back together.
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Chuck Norris can defeat the power packed taste of Sunny D.
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Chuck Norris is so badass lightning come from his house.
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Chuck Norris wasnt born. He was Goverment issued.
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Between AM and FM there is only Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' rage boils at room temperature.
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Chuck Norris doesnt normally drink, but when he does... he round house kicks the most interesting man in the world in face and then takes his Dos Equis.
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Little jack horner sat in a corner.....then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Hickory dickory dock....Chuck Norris does not need a clock.....becasue it is whatever time Chuck Norris says it is.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man for some spearmint gum.
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Chuck Norris can snowboard uphill.
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Chuck Norris takes the high road and the low road, at the same time.
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