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When Chuck Norris Sings...its Over.

Rated 3.56/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris jogs around the earth 3 times a day.

Rated 3.07/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris is so tough when he gets abducted by aliens he does the anal probing.

Rated 3.77/5 (35 Votes)

Chuck Norris ALWAYS looks a gift horse in the mouth.

Rated 3.75/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris's facebook is full of pictures of everyone he's killed.

Rated 2.2/5 (10 Votes)

Nike says "just do it", Chuck Norris says, "do it again".

Rated 3.33/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris CAN see Russia from his house, ...in Texas.

Rated 3.44/5 (16 Votes)

When adam and eve at the apple god banished them. When Chuck Norris ate the apple he gave god the stink eye.

Rated 3.06/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris can install and run windows 7 on a $10 Timex watch.

Rated 3.69/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris jailbroke Steve Job's iPhone.

Rated 3.09/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris can reverse a river's current.

Rated 3.6/5 (20 Votes)

Cuck Norris killed the dead sea.

Rated 3.95/5 (38 Votes)

Chuck Norris is allowed in Area 51.

Rated 3.18/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris can slice a hard boiled egg with his eyelashes.

Rated 3.25/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris can push a beached whale back to safety, all by himself and while filming it with his cell phone.

Rated 3.78/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris eats Emo kids for breakfasts.

Rated 2.8/5 (15 Votes)

Scottie doesn't beam up Chuck Norris. He flies the Enterprise to wherever Chuck needs to be picked up and opens the door to let him in.

Rated 3.43/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't fart. It's his relief valve at work when his power overloads.

Rated 3.2/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris can turn 50 cent into 2 quaters.

Rated 2.93/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris has put a pretzel in Eminem.

Rated 3/5 (13 Votes)
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