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Chuck Norris can maul a Tiger.

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Chuck Norris' action figure has been pulled out of the market in 36 countries because it is considered a blunt weapon, not a toy.

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Chuck Norris can make phone calls using his ipod shuffle. He can also run windows 7 in it.

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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.

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Chuck Norris doesn't get his sardines from a can. He gets them from the stomachs of sharks.

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Chuck Norris has a pet mouse that eats feeder snakes.

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Chuck Norris can piss in the corner of a room shaped like a circle.

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Chuck Norris knows what Santa is getting for Christmas.

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If you leave this site Chuck Norris will find you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim in water, he parts it.

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Chuck Norris CAN catch the Duke boys in a car chase.

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Cups were invented when Chuck Norris decided to round-house kick a plate.

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Chuck Norris can beat Forrest Gump at a game of ping-pong.

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Chuck Norris can fast forward live TV.

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Doctors are jealous of Chuck Norris because he doesn't just practice medicine, he does medicine for real.

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Chuck Norris once caught swine flu. It is now kept in a metal box.

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When bedbugs go to sleep, they recite the phrase "Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let Chuck Norris roundhouse you".

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Do you want to know why you can never find Waldo? Because Chuck Norris found him first.

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Real men eat honey for breakfast CHUCK NORRIS chews bees.

Rated 3.72/5 (18 Votes)

The movie godzilla was a depiction of Chuck Norris's first visit to tokyo.

Rated 3/5 (11 Votes)
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