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Chuck Norris can order breakfast at Mcdonalds after 11 A.M.

Rated 3/5 (13 Votes)

The final stage of evolution for man is Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.56/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris can use a double negative and it would still be negative. No english teacher would try to prove him wrong.

Rated 3.79/5 (14 Votes)

Bears have to put up "Don't feed Chuck Norris" signs.

Rated 4.04/5 (26 Votes)

Chuck Norris isn't given tests, he TAKES them.

Rated 3.5/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris uses a cactus as a pillow.

Rated 3.5/5 (24 Votes)

NASA uses Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick to propel the space shuttle into orbit. The fire and smoke are added for effect.

Rated 3.93/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris can recline a wooden chair.

Rated 2/5 (6 Votes)

Chuck Norris can skip water on stones.

Rated 3.82/5 (17 Votes)

Life takes Visa, but Chuck Norris takes life.

Rated 2.75/5 (8 Votes)

The Great Wall of China was a single block in Chuck Norris's LEGO set when he was 3.

Rated 2.92/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris only needs one degree to get to Kevin Bacon.

Rated 2.5/5 (8 Votes)

Chuck Norris messes with Sasquatch.

Rated 3.96/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris can make Ben Stein laugh his ass off.

Rated 2.55/5 (11 Votes)

During the filming of the Karate Kid it was Chuck Norris behind the scenes who would roundhouse kick flies into the karate kid's chopsticks.

Rated 3.2/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris can make a mountain out of a molehill.

Rated 1.83/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris invented Al Gore.

Rated 1.93/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris is The Stig!

Rated 2.64/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris knows how many peppers Peter Piper picked.

Rated 3.55/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris rejects your reality and replaces it with his fist.

Rated 3.56/5 (9 Votes)
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