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Chuck Norris sharpens his knives with his beard.

Rated 3.85/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't have a bed time.

Rated 3.9/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles in his chocolate milk with the spoon.

Rated 3.78/5 (9 Votes)

Ninjas can punch through solid steel. Chuck Norris can punch through solid ninjas and round house kick through solid diamond.

Rated 2.7/5 (10 Votes)

When you play chess with Chuck Norris, he always puts you in Chuck-mate.

Rated 3.78/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris ripped through the Iron Curtain.

Rated 3.17/5 (6 Votes)

When Chuck Norris was born The Lion King bowed down to him.

Rated 2.91/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris can jump rope with a hop scotch.

Rated 2.88/5 (8 Votes)

Chuck Norris can make midgets grow by round-house kicking them.......No test subjects have survived yet.

Rated 2.38/5 (8 Votes)

Chuck Norris can play a VHS tape in a DVD player.

Rated 3.45/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris can make every color in the rainbow with the color magenta.

Rated 3.07/5 (14 Votes)

If Chuck Norris slept with your girlfriend it would be the best day of your life.

Rated 3.38/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris can beat scissors with paper.

Rated 3.81/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't get dropped from a college class, he drops the professor.

Rated 3.14/5 (14 Votes)

The Death Star is just one of Chuck Norris's balls.

Rated 2.52/5 (29 Votes)

The newest version of Windows has a new user account; the Chuck Norris user. It can delete hardware.

Rated 3.44/5 (18 Votes)

Why was the fruit tree from the Garden of Eden forbidden? Because it was going to be Chuck Norris's lunch.

Rated 2.76/5 (17 Votes)

If Chuck Norris has 5 apples, and you take 2 away, you have about 3 seconds to give them back.

Rated 3.56/5 (27 Votes)

Mohammed is not allowed to draw pictures of Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.76/5 (34 Votes)

Even Chuck Norris' enemies list him as their emergency contact.

Rated 3.84/5 (25 Votes)
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