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Chuck Norris can cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.
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Chuck Norris' organ donor card also includes his beard.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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Chuck Norris once sent $2000 to a Nigerian scammer, and actually received his $2.7 million inheritance.
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As a child, when asked by a teacher, "What would you like to be when you grow up"? Chuck Norris Answered, "Myself".
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent, in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris' business card simply says "I'll call you".
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Chuck Norris once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.
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Chuck Norris is left-handed. And right-handed.
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On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, or potholders.
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Even Chuck Norris' tree houses have fully finished basements.
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Chuck Norris once went to a psychic…to warn her.
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Signs that say "This is not an exit" do not apply to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris rides with you in your car, its resale value will instantly increase.
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The Aztec calendar has Chuck Norris' birthday chiseled in.
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Chuck Norris has served as best man for grooms he's never met.
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Chuck Norris strongly abides by the motto: "Safety third.".
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Chuck Norris once drank a bottle of tequilla but by the time he got to the bottom the worm had already committed suicide.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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